Eric: I'll Just Come There, Destroy The Weapon Silo And Take Rachel Home. Easy

Norway

‘I’m Ketil Jensen’

Dick: Jay?

Jason: Hm?

Dick: Do you love me?

Jason: Yeah

Dick: Do you love me because I'm adorable, brave, intelligent, versatile, handsome, independent and best sidekick ever?

Jason: *slaps Dick's ass* No

England

‌"𝘓𝘦𝘵 𝘮𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘦 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧. 𝘚𝘪𝘳 𝘈𝘶𝘵𝘩𝘰𝘳 𝘒𝘪𝘳𝘬𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥"

I was inspired by Hualian when I came up with this nail design. It's gorgeous ✨️

I hope it's not critically late yet but I want to remind you it'll be Norway and Iceland's Middle Birthday on the 1st of June! If you want to share anything please use special tags to get involved as many people as possible. Let's revive NorIce community 🇧🇻🇮🇸

Medieval!AU with viking!Denmark and viking!Norway coming to England to conquer his land. During their invasion Norway gradually fell in love with England and started to protect him from Denmark. However, Norway required to have sex with him as a compensation for protection of England.

@roessslyng has drawn my portrait! That’s so brilliant and astonishing! Actually, I don’t look like this exellent girl but let’s take it as the ideal that I must archieve. Thank you, dear! By the way, today is @roessslyng Birthday! Congratulations!

Well done, lads. Well done. All we did is survive. That's enough.

NorIce Middle Birthday Headcanon

Iceland is embarrassed when Norway congratulates him on their Middle Birthday. Iceland grumbles quietly but he actually loves it and hopes Norway won't stop congratulating him every year

Dick: I'll never hurt anyone, I'll protect my family no matter what

Vampire!Dick: Oh, hi, I'm here to kill you all, bitches