Satan Gives Out Free Transitions You Heard It Here First

Dr. Dog, cat clinician

nice

ugh this diva

ooh my god this is sooooooooo good

ZEPHYRRRR STRIKE!!

I think it has to be somewhat consensual if it’s not during a fight

remember! if you’re ever in a fight, biting is always allowed

i had a dream that there was like a revival of the man vs bear debate but instead it was "would you rather be alone in a woman's bathroom with a random trans woman or jk rowling?" and everyone picked the trans woman and jkr crashed out on twitter because of it

Fuck OSHA Ima do what I want and I will not accept the consequences of my actions. I f I want to use a welding iron while on a trampoline thats my right as a goddamn merican

what about the elvis

Tumblr is either

"The locusts are coming, it's not my fault."

"@satan-offical ?"

"Tag game. Notes game. Let's be moots?"

"FUCK MORIOS, MORIOS CAN SUCK MY DI-"

Or

"sex...SEX 𝒮𝐸Х sᴇx ՏᎬХ 𝕾𝕰Ӽ ꁴ​ꏂꉼ ႽჹX §È× §È× 𝚂𝙴𝚇 ֆɛӼ ＳＥＸ ᎦᏋ೫ 𝖲𝖤𝖷 ՏᎬХ ＳＥＸ 𝓢𝓔𝓧 ႽჹX 𝘚𝘌𝘟 ＳＥＸ ˢᴱˣ ֆɛӼ 𝓢𝓔𝓧 SEX 𝐒𝐄𝐗 𝙎𝙀𝙓-"

Or

"Fuck Trump, fuck ICE."

"...𝙥𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙘𝙨."

"LET'S BE GAY AND DO CRIME."

"...........queeeeeeeeeeeeeeernesssssss.......... "

And I'm afraid there is no in between.

It's the triangle of Lifeblr.

Baby oh baby they’ve done it again

@mildlyannoyingtheaterkid how do you keep putting out these bangers. Like oh my god this is actually like if Leathermouth did a will wood cover