A whole ton of beautiful gay rat/rodent babies (they don't have to be gay, they can be any other sexuality, I just want rats)
ok everyone it’s time to create the perfect tumblr post let’s brainstorm some ideas
this looks like Simon was tryinng to film a vlog and Markus walked in front of the camera
The only problem with building a home in the desert is how often Enderman try to aggressively offer you sand.
It seems the magic world no longer has enough money for flying brooms…
For anyone wondering why this is so familiar, it originated from a book called “I want my hat back”
remember that trend in the earlier days of tumblr where ppl would draw this with every fucking fandom? yeah
sorry not sorry (credits to @arianwen44 for the artwork)
*flug dreaming about getting praise from black hat
villainous, pilot episode
A healthy person's pee is 95% water, so does that mean that Jesus can walk on piss? But then again, the other 5% isn't water. So, does that mean Jesus CAN walk on your piss, but he slowly starts sinking because the urine isn't actually water?
Is your piss quicksand for Jesus?
Can jesus turn your piss into wine?
Would you drink your own quicksand wine piss?