PET ME!!!!!

coming soon: the duolingo owl will break into your home at night and beat the shit out of you if you don’t know the word for potato in french

Ya'll ever just-

*Me as a mother in the future*

Kid: Mom, may I have a c-

Me: COSPLAY? CONVO ABOUT OTPs? CONVENTION TICKET?

Kid: Cookie?

*grumbles and mumbles as I hand over the cookie*

oblivious

about a week ago i found this in a goodwill, one of those “grow in water” toys but

there’s no pictures of what might be inside besides the awful baby clipart, and i am insanely curious about whats actually in the egg 

15 hour adventure starting now

Finished with the trio

lets play loves to make the deadly games

this looks like Simon was tryinng to film a vlog and Markus walked in front of the camera