I turn 30 next month so here’s what I learned in my 20s:
—don’t work for startups, they’re always one ‘innovative idea’ away adding ‘sell your kidneys on the black market’ to your job description.
—keeping a collection of basic OTC medicine on you will save your life one day. I recommend Advil, Imodium, and TUMS.
—those little single-use glasses cleaning wipes are 1000% worth the money
—overly self-depreciating jokes just make people uncomfortable, wean yourself off of them
—you can buy dehydrated mini marshmallows in bulk online and they’re a godsend for hot cocoa
—people don’t care if you have fidget toys on your desk they just want to play with them
—try to go to bed BEFORE the existential ennui kicks in
This is so them
Tumblr, my beloved, very eatable
*wakes up in cold sweat*
ARE THERE EVEN ANY CANONICALLY CHRISTIAN CHARACTERS IN DANNY PHANTOM????
.....are there even any canonically RELIGIOUS characters??? Besides Sam and her family, who we know are jewish
James: I'm facing this new thing called rejection.
Remus: Aaaw did your tysm-rizzem not work?
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Regulus: why would I want pocket lint?
Barty: To fulfill your pocket lint dreams.
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McGonagall:We are losing our marbles!
Peter: Did we have them to begin with?
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Sirius:Our bodies are 70% water. My body is 72% because I have so much drip.
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Mary to Barty: You are going to be the first gay man in history to make a woman uncomfortable
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James:looks like your foolproof plan couldn't PROOF MY FOOL
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Barty: REGULUS JUST DEEPTHROATED A CHEESE STICK!!
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Marlene: What if we all pitch in and get Sirius a maid costume?
Everyone: YESS
Sirius: I WOULD SLAY IT
Everyone: *cheers* YEESSSSSS!!!
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James to Remus: You are one of those conspiracy therians, aren’t you?
That's just sad
I feel lucky that my pet became a meme that was not adopted and used by nazis. everyone that has told me they adore this meme is a cool person and not a scumbag loser. if she became the face of a crypto scam or the name of an illegal government entity id have a crisis
👻 Now it's my turn! 🦇 Click or treat! 🦇 (And a few boops for good measure! 😸🐾)
Happy Halloween! 👻🕸️⚰️🎃☠️
Evil Phantom but bunny
Was soooo tempted to draw Dan as he normally is but with rabbit ears like some kinda wack catgirl
Flower crowns are awesomeee
not rlly proud of how it turned out but might as well post it