This Won’t Make Your Blog Look Ugly. How Could You Not Reblog This? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

One day, I will become to silly.

I just finished Madoka Magica and I thought it was gonna be a sweet anime what the hell happened

I had to get an injection today and as I got there the nurse was like "It won't bleed at all, don't worry" so she stabs me with the needle and injects the thing and as she takes is out I immediately start bleeding

I'm so sorry, I thought this was a fanart of Walter White as an ace attorney character

I'm glad a lot of people headcanon apollo justice as trans (and I agree) but my hot take is that he's the kinda guy that goes on T and learns he has the male pattern baldness gene. he hits 30 and turns into this genre of man:

like you knowwww his business card has a logo that's just glasses and beard

Legend of Zelda in a nutshell

Two lovers have reincarnated throughout history, destined to find each other and fall in love all over again. There’s also this third guy that reincarnates alongside them… we don’t really know what he does.

not even in a sexual way but i’m just craving affection because i feel like crap i just want someone to hug me for a couple of hours and tell me i’m going to be okay 

As of today I have mad respect for anyone who writes smut and hasn't had sex like how the fuck do people fuck?

I WANNA KISS GIRLS SO BADLY BUT GIRLS DON’T WANNA KISS ME

Had to do an free choice English test today and half way through I realised 'Holy shit, I've just written fanfiction' so when I get it back I will be posting it on ao3

Shoutout to the year 12 in my school who randomly while checking out a book for me leaned over to me and whispered “I know what you are” and then didn’t speak to me for the rest of her time at my school.