“azazel” Light Yagami 🐐

season 1 of miraculous ladybug: marinette juggles babysitting and ladybug fights of a girl who lost a weather contest while flirting with her partner teehee

season 4 of miraculous: adrien's cousin discovers he and adrien are not real people while also finding out his uncle has his aunt's corpse in the basement oops

Good morning, Ryuzaki

What if Gabriel saw Adrien with Chat Noir merch and just assumed that he was a big fan of Chat Noir, then gets disgusted and tried to use the ring to influence him into disliking Chat Noir. And it doesnt work bc Adrien already hates himself 😎

Anon, this ask shot me dead. I don't have anything funny to add, it's already perfect. You win.

my boy my boy my boy

im thinking of spending my entire 2023 to just sketch things, in the past few years i’ve been too obsessed with creating full paintings

Like Father Like Son

Some things I think we all need to acknowledge:::

1. That one pose

2. Dem smiles

3. The Agreste Hand Clench

4. “Stfu and listen”

5. The totally ingenious foolproof “I’m-not-a-miraculous-holder” stunt of the century

6. The bribing

7. “Let’s wreck shit”

8. 1000% percent done with their kwami

9. Job revolves around their woman

10. “Sorry I have a double life that’s more important”

I just saw someone on tiktok argue that Light Yagami would be pro life… bro.

HE WAS ANTI LIFE TF YOU THINK HE WOULD GIVE A RAT’S ASS ABOUT A FETUS???

“He wanted to control women and people blah blah blah” IN WHAT WAY WOULD TAKING AWAY WOMEN’S RIGHTS HAVE FURTHERED HIS GOALS HUH?? YOU THINK HE CARED ABOUT ANYTHING BESIDES KILLING AND HIS GAME WITH L???

BESIDES HE HATED PEOPLE LIKE THAT, HE KILLED RAPISTS WHY WOULD HE SUPPORT R@PE/PURITY CULTURE??? IT WAS COMPLETELY AGAINST WHAT HE SAW AS JUSTICE

GOD WHY DOES NO ONE HAVE CRITICAL THINKING SKILLS ANYMORE???

One of those HTR13 passages that live rent free in my brain is that Light loathes Misa because she is a criminal and killed innocent people, which is so hypocritical of him it becomes funny

here are my favourite recurring light yagami behaviours:

- *hysterical screaming tantrum* *sudden perfect calm* literally no transition between the two

- responding to a direct question by staring at his hands for five minutes while he thinks of the perfect non-suspicious response, then not actually saying the response out loud

- putting on a performance for the truman show

- alien emulating human behaviour by reading the wikipedia page, convinced he’s doing a bang-up job

- the sincere and unironic belief that adultery will make him look less suspicious

[...]he smiles so slightly at me, as if looking upon some unimaginable wonder. My lost half, sink beneath my skin. Be part of me and make me god. "You're the one, aren't you," he says quietly. "You're god."

you can’t let me consume a single analysis of light yagami. ever. i will bite it and rip it to shreds like a fucking animal and scream the lyrics to alumina to explain my reasoning. i will shove volume one of the manga into everyone’s face to prove that he wasn’t completely evil and was just a naive kid who tried to make a difference in a world he saw as rotten. i will set the relight dvds on fire and watch as the shinigami light theory turns to ash because death is equal and all humans go to nothingness when they die. i will force everyone to sit down and watch a powerpoint presentation of my creation detailing the toxicity of light and misa’s relationship and how light felt because he is so goddamn aroace-coded. but at the same time i will play every single scene where light thinks of L after he dies and analyze it under the lens that he just misses him so much and he’s just so bored without him. i’ll also scream in their ears about how light was severely depressed and just needed an outlet and that outlet was the murder of innocents that he made himself believe was righteous. then i’ll fucking kill them because i’m the only person who has ever been right about light yagami ever, no further comments :)