Watching A Miraculous Episode Usually Takes 10 Minutes Longer Than It Should Because I Need To Scream

I hate takes that are like “wow Light was so dumb why didn’t [insert stupidest thing I’ve ever heard that is clear op didn’t give more then 3 seconds to think about]” or “Light was fucking stupid why didn’t he [something literally only the readers could know that there’s no way Light could’ve ever found out unless he actually became omniscient]”

Marichat, Ladrien, and Adrinette stans so far this season: 😦💔😭😔

Me, a Ladynoir stan above all:

Dupain-Cheng family centered episode: We bake together and argue about Marinette bc we have different plans for her but we all love her on different ways. We get akumatized and fight and in the end we are OK cuz we agree to disagree and we have fun together cuz we actually care about what Marinette has to say about her future. Holidays!

Agreste-Graham De Vanily family centered episode: We have this cult where all rich parents do freaky stuff and the host just threatened to murder his nephew. Turns out he thinks he lost everything he had of his wife while totally forgetting about his living breathing son. Adrien has no connection to his family what so ever cuz who in the family actually cares about him anyway? Everything ends with our host getting f*cking akumatized cuz he can't fool a child. Oh, and our kids are sentis.

Maybe,

maybe adrigami is fine as long as she’s making adrien happy, right? RIGHT?!

"Human" from Christina Perri suits Adrien's character really well until you remember he's a sentimonster

negative self talk "im going to die here" vs positive self talk "im going to start killing"

i don’t think fandom is doing enough with the idea that félix knows about ladybug having a soft spot for adrien

félix: okay so now that we’ve established that you and i are both sentimonsters and i need to get the peacock miraculous from shadowmoth to ensure our continued survival, it’s time to discuss your role in the plan

adrien: can i finish having my existential crisis first or—

félix: no. i need you to distract ladybug so she doesn’t interfere

adrien: oh, like with jokes?

félix: jokes? what? no, you need to date her.

adrien: i hope you have a plan for that too because my attempts haven’t worked so far

félix: ….

adrien: that sounds really nice though. almost makes up for the impending existential crisis

very disappointed in the fandom’s collective hatred of puppeteer 2. statue scene my beloved,,,

the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.