#King Steve “Babysitter” Harrington  

#i just reblog whatever my sister reblogs

— Tatum and Stu doing the absolute most

anonymous requested → favorite non-romantic pairing on stranger things

The Cullens but if they used tiktok lol

-Alice would absolutely use Tiktok frequently and force the other cullens to make accounts

-That being said, Alice would post lots, LOTS, of tiktoks and participate in fun little trends. At first bitch baby Edward was like “Don’t you’ll expose us” but then realized that they can explain any suspicion away with filters.

-She also very actively plays Roblox horror games and gets accused of hacking. 

-Edward makes emo Simpsons edits+edgy povs. you wanna pretend this skinny illinois whiteboy wouldnt sHE beLIEveD every fucking caption? 

-Edward’s pov character is a wizard named Flame of war. He is a mob boss/patriot/single father looking for love in a dark, unaccepting world. 

-Rosalie has tons of followers, she posts short videos of her lipsyncing or just fit checks for funsies. Otherwise, she wouldn’t really have any interest in social media. 

-Bella doesn’t post, but her fyp is the funniest, edward keeps trying to get her to duet his povs.

-Emmett most definetly makes gym vids and bf pov/thirst traps. all of the comments are either asking if he does steroids or about his massive mommy milkerz

-Carlisle doesn’t post, but he follows all the doctors of tiktok in solidarity and comments things like “nice!” or “awesome info!” or “this is not correct. delete.”

-Jasper only likes and comments on Alice’s videos, but his comments are just like the thumbs up emoji or a smiley face, he once tried to post but the vid got taken down for the confederate flag in the back. 

-Esme doesnt have tiktok because i love her too much and dont want that for her. Neither does Renesmee bc she’s a dumb fucking baby and I hate her.

-Jacob got banned from social media for being a literal child predator.

Hey I'm happy that Twilight is coming back but I can never get over the fact that Stephanie Meyer thought it was a good idea to write in that the werewolves have to cut their hair or else their fur would be long & shaggy to maintain.

As if most Native Americans literally don't cut our hair for spiritual reason. We literally believe it's an extension of our spirit. Its painful to cut, it's the evaqulant to cutting out your soul.

That's why we literally only do it when someone dies. Because its to show your mourning. Only to show your love and how much pain you're in.

Not all tribes do this but enough do. I literally went 3 years without cutting my hair once. Some have gone decades.

But naw turn to doggy cut hair regularly. The first set of Native actors they had literally got recasted because they refused to cut their hair. What did you THINK was gonna happen Meyer?

Notice how Booboo Stewart has always had long hair since his Twilight days?

Anyway heres a little clip about braids.

reading this knowing damn well i have failed almost every history class ive taken and being reminded that i have a U.S history class i havent looked at since February 🤩🤩

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pairing: jasper hale x reader

summary: you and jasper share a history class and little do you know he has an infatuation with you. (headcanons)

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requested by anon

note: i hope this is okay and what you wanted. thank youuu for requesting this! 🥺

• when jasper first noticed you, you walked into history class.

• he liked the way you chewed on your bottom lip before carefully picking your answer.

• you were smart. smarter than the average history student.

• it's probably what first drew him in.

• but then when jasper started to really watch you, he noticed just how much he started to be infatuated with you.

• he liked the little crease that formed between your brows. the clip you always used in your hair, and the ring you wore on your right hand everyday.

• you were a unique human to him. and today, he couldn't help but notice your frustration.

• jasper felt it deeply in waves. he felt your emotions more than anybody he's ever met before.

• you were searching for a hair tie in your backpack's front zipper.

• of course, you turned up with nothing though.

• whenever you used one, you always forgot to put it back away or supply and replace them with new.

• he didn't question earlier when his closest friend, alice, handed him a hair tie.

• knowing she had seen something that would happen later today.

• and she was right.

• jasper leaned forward, tapping you lightly on the shoulder and you turned.

• your cheeks were flushed, it was probably due to the anger and embarrassment you felt. your emotions were high, nearing that time of the month again.

• "here you go, darlin'" he whispered, holding out a black tie while not wanting to disturb the teacher.

• you put your hand out, grabbing it and put it on your wrist. your fingertips brushed his and he instantly looked up at you.

• when you glanced up you noticed golden speckles around the iris of his brown eyes. they were unusual but that was something you liked about jasper.

• "thank you jas." you replied, the soft of your voice soothing his worries about you.

• "of course. walk you to your next class?" jasper questioned.

• class was done, the bell had just run and now that he was able to finally talk to you, he needed no wanted to know more.

• you smiled while gathering up your hair and smoothing down the top. you pulled the elastic and pulled it into a bun.

• "i'd like that. actually, i had a theory about the american civil war and wanted your input on it."

• jasper smirked, knowing he could help you with anything regarding that topic.

• he grabbed your backpack, resting it on his shoulder after he laced his own through his arms. "after you ma'am."

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wow so cool baseball mmmm

I dream about being with you forever.

Twilight (2008)

DO HIM NEXT