By The Beautiful Blue Danube

The height difference oh my godd

I freaking love it when characters love dieter. I LOVE YOU DIETER😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺🥺

”control freak!!” Okay gosh I guess I’m sorry sometimes I don’t like it when people fuck with the perfect lines of objects I make.

taped a water bottle to my wall and pretended like I was a hamster. Life is so magical.

Racoons are so mean cant you see i need to ease my suffering with your softness and cute grabby hands?why do you run away and abuse me with your little claws.

ENA but make it Trent Reznor

Thank you to my amazing wife for helping me come up with their names and the colours !!! And also helping me choose the quotes because I had a hard time finding good ones .. my wife is amazing

my favourite part is the last one I love that video of him

I felt like I should share this❤️❤️❤️

eating lemons #scurvysafe #vaccinated #nottodayscurvy #keepingmyteeth #safesailing

you know that feeling when you want to know so much about something that it’s almost the only thing you can think about and it’s all you care about for about a week? Yeah I’m having that right now but I’m not geting overly excited about a show or something I just have been really into diseases and infections. Everything in life is a reference to disease and infections if you try hard enough!

I think I should be a doctor