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Funny fic idea:

Zoro gets hit by a devil fruit that makes him physically split into three different versions of himself:

The first is the incarnation of his bloodlust and love for battle in order to become the greatest swordsman.

The second is the incarnation of his desire to nap and drink sake.

The third is the incarnation of his devotion to (*cough* love) Luffy and his desire to support (love) his captain in anything he does.

So basically, it’s the strawhats trying to deal with a version of Zoro that does nothing except want to fight and run off on his own. Another Zoro that refuses to do anything other except be lazy, drink until there’s nothing left to drink, and then sleep. Then the last Zoro that is incredibly attached to the captain in a way the normal Zoro isn’t.

Just imagine the terror. You got the Zoro that just lets his bloodlust go and is the definition of not giving a shit. The Zoro who can’t be bothered to do anything if it involves him moving or relinquishing his drink, and then a Zoro who follows Luffy around, opening doors, pulling out Luffy’s chair, hunting and fishing him excess amounts of food, ensuring he’s comfortable while he sleeps (and never so much as uttering a word except the infamous ‘whatever you need, Captain’ and ‘aye, Captain’ and ‘I’m yours to command, Captain’). And the third Zoro can’t help but blush and shy away from Luffy’s normal physical affections, but he can’t not allow Luffy to touch him either, so he’s just in a constant state of panic.

What makes it worse is when the other two Zoro’s show signs of being devoted to Luffy as well, with the second Zoro (the sleepy one) crawling into Luffy’s hammock to nap and only offering Luffy the ability to drink with him, and the first Zoro challenging anyone who so much as looks at his captain in the wrong way and vowing to disembowel all of Luffy’s perceived enemies.

So the straw-hats are exasperated because it’s like dealing with a normal zoro multiplied by three except all the aspects of his personality are exasperated. It also doesn’t take them long to realize Zoro’s devotion to Luffy is a little bit more than just devotion—of course Luffy remains oblivious all the way up until the end of it when Zoro goes back to normal and he’s so horrified about his actions that he blushes all the way down his neck and can’t bare to meet Luffy’s eyes.

Just a super cute fic with three Zoros loving Luffy in their own little way and the straw hats trying their best to handle it.

make me choose - @paavelchekov​ asked:

finn/poe or han/leia?

AKDJAKDJAKDJAKDAJSJSJ the last one is fake 😂 nice try tho

Rukawa and his strange concept of tranquility || Ruhana

Rukawa Kaede loved the quiet, don't take him as a dull bore of life who found fun or noise boring but he sincerely loved its quiet

It wasn't that everything was serenity around him, when he was a child he had to endure the screams of his mother every time he ran away to play basketball with his friends, when he was a teenager the screams of all those girls who followed him. daily to confess, when he finally became an adult, Sakuragi's constant complaints about leaving dirty clothes out of the hamper where they belonged, and when he finally got married, well, Rukawa was more certain that life was trying to steal his peace of mind

It was Tuesday and like every Tuesday the damn nursery rhyme program that Hanamichi had insisted that her son learn since childhood had begun, her son, who was a strange link between her apathetic appearance and the explosive personality of her omega husband, was already there, sitting in a position ready to start singing or so she called Hanamichi to the wordless screams that the barely five-month-old baby began to emit when was just beginning to play the song

— So much energy so early in the morning — he murmured under his breath after watching the child prepare to start singing. Sometimes he wondered how such a small child who spent entire nights crying to attract his father's attention had so much energy every morning as soon as the first rays of sun brightened the atmosphere, in the end Rukawa concluded that it came in his genes from being the son of Sakuragi Hanamichi

Rukawa snorted heavily remembering a certain incident before the birth of his son, he had won the bet but at what cost?

— Ahhh, our little Haruki is so cool — a translucent figure with a pink apron and an English sign quickly walked past Rukawa, pushing his chair carelessly in the process. Hanamichi, who was preparing breakfast like every Tuesday, ran into the arms of his son and was greeted with a huge hug

Rukawa looked at the complicity of the alpha son and omega father from afar and felt a slight feeling of pride, it was his son, which he had fathered with the person he loved and his alpha instinct felt the emotion of seeing that on the other hand his son should being enjoying his father's smell too much

— Come on, Haruki, sing one more song for your father — the baby sounds in the hands of his omega father and, displaying the grace that every baby professes, he screamed a loud howl that made the toast in Rukawa's hands shake with the sound. falling intention — Ahhh, Haruki, Haruki, it seems that your father was never wrong, you are a great talent, when you grow up you will surely be like me — a blush crumbled on Hanamichi's face — I will have to receive so many omegas who will come to chase you, like when I was young — Rukawa yawns bored and Hanamichi frowned at her husband's grimace

— I don't remember having to fight with so many alphas when I was chasing you, in fact I don't remember any — a blush of fury accompanied Hanamichi. Stinking Fox, you dare to humiliate him in front of his beloved Haruki

— Stinking Fox, who said I didn't have more suitors than you? This genius had thousands but you were the only one brave enough to confess it otherwise I wouldn't have even noticed you - Rukawa Kaede knew that the story was not like that and is grateful that it had ended well after the thousands of misunderstandings between the two. , he couldn't even imagine what would happen between them, if he and Hanamichi hadn't talked after the crazy fan club incident and the pregnancy test, maybe his child wouldn't even have been born with him. No, now things were fine and there was no need to think about the past — Hey fox, what do you have? — Hanamichi looked at Rukawa's always serious but thoughtful face, she seemed worried and…

— I think our son has no talent for music — Now Hanamichi is angry

— Haruki, don't listen to your father — he said, covering the ears of the baby who was just laughing — You're great at everything, if you want to be a singer, dad will help you — a kiss on his lush black hair and a loud laugh from the baby livened up the atmosphere

Rukawa may love his quiet very much but Hanamichi and his family are a new state of loud quiet that Rukawa still can't understand but it feels great

— Little bee, fly high and bring me honey — Hanamichi sang along with his son dressed as a bee while next to him an uncomfortable Rukawa performed the same bee movements while a bee suit completely adorned him and the baby in the middle of both – Rukawa sings – Hanamichi scolded him

— Little Bee — bass

— Harder — Hanamichi demanded

— Little bee, fly high and bring me honey — Rukawa plans to get revenge after that, how about we start at the big monkey's waist?

what do you mean it didn’t go this way,

#spoons

Soft Saitama and jealous Genos is the best combination ✨🌼

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Nunca te voy a superar

Y nadie te va a igualar

GIVE ME BACK MY TONY

GIVE ME BACK MY TONY

GIVE ME BACK MY TONY

GIVE ME BACK MY TONY

GIVE ME BACK MY TONY

GIVE ME BACK MY TONY

oh well 😏...

morty: hey daddy can you pass the salt

rick and jerry, at the same time: sure morty-- what