Not only did Sirius break out of Azkaban to find his younger brother, Regulus, ALIVE but living in Grimmauld Place AND raising Harry. Not only was his brother alive and raising Harry, but Harry has turned Sirius’ old bedroom into a snake sanctuary… leaving Sirius to sleep on the couch.
Sirius: REG. Why the hell is my room filled with snakes…?!?
Regulus: Blame Harry for that one.
Sirius: Oh really!? You expect me to believe you, the Slytherin, had nothing to do with this?
Regulus: I didn’t say I had nothing to do with it, but it is primarily Harry’s fault.
Sirius: How so?
Regulus: Well he’s a parseltongue you see, and starting around the age of 6 he just started coming home from the park, walks, and even the zoo once, with snakes tucked in his pockets. It was so cute Sirius I couldn’t possible tell him he couldn’t keep them. Plus, he talks to them, they all live here because they want to. They are free to leave if they wish.
Sirius: ….
Sirius: …. How many snakes exactly are in here?
Regulus: We lost count around the 25 mark. It was at the 10 snake mark that we transformed your room into a sanctuary for them. Isn’t it adorable?
Sirius: Not the word I was going to use, but sure…
I need this to be a fic OK this but also it think about the blood quill And how they would react to umbridge All the kinds of h*** that would be embraced it would be great
While also being absolutely adorable, if Harry had been raised by Jegulus and Marylily there’s absolutely no way he would have been forced to compete in the triwizard tournament.
Crouch Sr would have been like “I’m sorry there’s nothing I can do, the contract is legally binding” and then the next day the Marauders and Slytherin Skittles burst into the great hall (Lead by Barty of course bc he’s nothing if not a petty bitch) like “I THINK THE FUCK NOT”
They would raise so much hell it wouldn’t even be worth it forcing Harry to stay in the tournament.
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Once again here we go with a dcxdp Tim / Danny as I have said before I have a list I'm working down it and things get added when I think of one I might start doing danny/jason as well but I say I don't know that I mean dead on Main is pretty thriving
This one is where maybe team Phantom( which for this consists Valerie Sam Tucker Wes and Danny and sometimes jazz) decide to take like a gap year or do online schooling and just travel around the world and different dimensions and planets Danny's ghost King as long as he has a place to do his paperwork once in awhile he's good and between Sam's wealth and Danny's riches and let's be honest some blackmailing Vlad they don't really have to worry about money all that much
We all know jazz went to Ivy League so on her breaks when she doesn't have extra stuff to do she travels with them
Let's say maybe jazz is doing a internship at Arkham so while she's there team Phantom decide to visit her and I'll be there for a while.
Somewhere along the way they get mixed up with the Wayne's maybe Sam's parents and Vlad bribed them to go for them in their Stead and they're just pure chaos there that kids just love it and find them funny Tim and Danny hit it off let's say maybe dick and Jazz hit it off as well( I know it's usually Jazz and Jason but I kind of like dick and Jazz a little bit more then read and or write what you want)
Maybe Sam convinced is the rest of Team Phantom to participate in a protest feel like every animal rights or the plants somebody Poison Ivy and or Damien are there and they're just pure chaos there's some of the loudest voices there cuz if they're going to fight for something they're going to fight for it hard and loud
Tim ends up finding out that they travel around all around the world if they are doing schools usually online or they're just having fun being young adults cuz sadly let's face it they had to grow up pretty quickly
Maybe at some point one of team Phantom is captured by a rogue in Gotham and Danny loses his absolute s*** because they are his people him and Valerie pretty much take this person down before the bats get there and maybe was something with like ectoplasm has tainted them and they have like an Ecto signature or maybe you could go the route of Lady Gotham claiming them as her nights and Danny just knows
Anyway it gets out that Valerie and Danny were both once vigilantes Sam and Tucker helped Danny Jazz knew and Wes figured it out they pretty much tell the bats they know who their civilian identities are and they found it by the giw and everything like that maybe team Phantoms already dealt with giw completely or they haven't I'll let you decide
Eventually team Phantom is going to carry on go about their business and eventually they're going to leave Gotham maybe Tim wants to be like a young adult like his other peers and travel and I kind of want good bat family and so Tim proposes the idea to travel with them he's pretty much head over heels for Danny already then it's just the same the bat family supports him they can still get in contact him over calms and get his ideas and he can go over cases out in line especially since he doesn't have to hide out from these people anyway they know what it's like it's already a team Phantom is Chill about it like yeah come travel with us see the world without having to be on a mission or there are for publicity
Now I know at the end it's a little rushed and this is kind of jumbled this is my after a long day at work thoughts so I'm tired so it's a little rambly and I know it's a bit out of character for Tim but I kind of like that feel free to add on
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Okay So weird thought But what if team rocket from pokemon was never truly part of team rocket. The one I'm talking about are the ones that follow ash for the Pikachu. What if they were disguised as that because ash's mom hired them to look after her son as he travels around. Because this came to my thought they haven't really truly hurt Ash all that much. Not only this they've also on several occasions actually helped him. Not only were they supposed to look after him but make his traveling a bit more interesting it is why They catch Pikachu and other pokemon he travels with every so often. And it also makes more sense that they really weren't ever truly part of team rocket because team rocket really doesn't have any affinity in the other regions. So why would they go there and a lot of people think you should get the Pikachu because Pikachu is rare. There is other pikachus that we've seen the show mind you I haven't actually watched the series in a long time But this is came into my head. So what if they were just hired by ash's mom to make sure he was okay cause I've seen she's quite overprotective at least from what I remember. And they were hired just to make sure he didn't get overly hurt or killed and Have a Rememberable time.
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