Your Honor, It Was A Crime Of Passion

Falling for a ‘straight’ girl who’s in denial of her sexuality will always hurt.

I need her

can't stop thinking about how dame aylin is literally a homophobic father's worst nightmare. 7ft tall lesbian with a bigass sword walks in, makes your daughter swoon, whisks her away and turns her against you, kills you and stomps on your head until she's essentially making wine and then celebrates by treating your daughter to a several day fuckathon. nobody's doing it like her

Forever convinced bg3 is just dao for a modern audience. Here's my reasons as comparisons between party members:

Morrigan/Shadowheart: trauma goth girls

Leliana/Shadowheart: religion + flowers = adorkable loser that's obsessed w/you

Alistair/Wyll: precious cinnamon rolls that are too good for the rest of us (but with ✨secrets✨)

Alistair/Gale: will kill you with awkwardness and kindness (and maybe cheese)

Alistair/Astarion: pretty hair bois

Zevran/Astarion: elves with KNIVES and sexy accents

Sten/Lae'zel: dude with big sword that doesn't understand local customs

Dog/Scratch/Owlbear: this one's obvious

Wynne/Jaheira: easily the smartest person in the group, will totally judge when you fuck up, gives great mom advice

Leliana/Karlach: would definitely love to shop together, Karlach would prob think Leli's sense of style is nuts tho (she seems more practical to me idk and we all know what Orlesians are like)

Morrigan/Halsin: turns into bear, is scary

i got too excited and couldnt wait until i actually coloured it, i feel like a kid coming up to their teacher to proudly show off their finger painted lil drawing (p.s. i love u and ur writing and ur Tav and AAAAAAAAA i cant wait until the next chapter drops)

AAAAAA I LOVE THIS OMG THANK YOU ❤️❤️❤️🥺 I was havin' such a bad day and this made it 10× better

She'd ask me to commit crimes and I'd say how many

Shadowheart be like: KEEP UR VOICE DOWN WORSHIPPING SHAR IS PUNISHABLE BY DEATH

Also Shadowheart:

Shadowheart: How did you know I was a Sharran?

Also Shadowheart:

what is it with me and women with black/white hair and facial scars

Shadowheart, Cassandra: Loves smutty books, religious, can be religious leaders (and will not marry you sad), curt and no nonsense, easily annoyed

Ciri, Cassandra: Fights melee well (sorry Shadowheart), royalty/noble but rejects it, very long ass names, normie ears

Shadowheart, Ciri: were pawns for greater powers, bi/pan (book ciri was at least), brilliant green eyes, betrayed by an elf/drow, elven blood (ciri sorta does), weird about drowning (book ciri)

All three: loves smudgy, black eye shadows, softies underneath, traumatic childhoods, will backslap you like the lil bitch you are, lives in a very unsafe fantasy world, had nice male mentors

The trifecta big cvnt energy 🤌👸💃

PS. I was robbed of white hair Cassandra

The Tav (Anaya) in my current fic, Wake Me Up:

Anaya, before having her hair destroyed by Sharrans (she loves her hair, someone pity her pls):

Anaya, after having her hair destroyed and letting Shadowheart fix it bc Shadowheart hated seeing her looking like a heathen:

People were INTERESTED on AO3, so I wanted to share.