I’m Gonna Start Getting Peoples Numbers Only For The Purpose Of Taking Random Pictures Of Them And

can’t remember if I reblogged this already but i’m to lazy to check

so im on death row-

i just got arrested for being too ugly

i have strong urge to put that in my mouth, there’s no reason for it except for the fact it would feel nice

late 19th century perfume bottles

i want to be reincarnated as a goose to bite small children

a plague of joy from your lovely presence you mean!

just got back from therapy. they diagnosed me as a sick individual who was born under a bad star. and theres nothing they can do except let my presence continue to be a plague upon the earth.

lmao imagine being touch starved *i say bawling my fucking eyes out after being called ‘Superstar’*

one day i’ll go feral enough to ascend to another plane of existence and from there lead my goose army to overthrow capitalism and begin global communism

i recently found out steam can boil

i will not specify how i learned this

M A N I F E S T

it’s 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance’s new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos’ assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.

i’ve decided that instead of being a functional member of society, i will become mothmans’ wife and live in the forest