Bill Why Are You Touching Him Like That???

ik they invented slash fanfiction but i didn’t know they were going to be like that when I watched Star Trek

do you think they had a situationship?

PHILIP LESTER. THAT IS NOT ADEQUATE PROTECTION FROM THE ABSOLUTE POWER OF THE FUCKING SUN.

Guys for the love of fuck can we please stop treating queer rep like a competition? And yes this is 100% about that cringe ass ask someone sent Neil Gaiman.

Write it shitty, write it scared, write it without a clue but don't you be so spineless and have an AI write fanfic for you.

"they can't make another aos chris pine is old and raggedy now" you don't understand. this is exactly why they have to make another aos.

gay pirates curing my artblock right in time for the finale to hit me like a truck

DEAD BOY DETECTIVES INCORRECT QUOTES!!! (CHARLES EDITION)

hadn't seen anybody do these yet so HERE I AM TO RECTIFY THAT.

(credit to anyone who took these screenshots and the tumblr users picured)

PHANNIES GOING TO THE DETROIT (OCT 28) TIT SHOW:

i am willing to somehow trade one of my SILVER VIP (pre-show) ticket for a (one) GOLD VIP (meet and greet) ticket.

i originally was waiting in line for the milwaukee show, had my meet and greet tickets IN THE CART ABOUT TO CHECK OUT, then someone else snatched them from me. afterwards, i kept refreshing, just in case there would be others, like dan said in his story, but they were gone in seconds. when i went to check elsewhere, they were all gone, too. by the time i went back to milwaukee, both vips were sold out.

maybe there is a person going with you that got meet and greet but doesnt really want to for whatever reason ? maybe you yourself bought a meet and greet ticket but arent too sure about it/too overwhelemed by the idea of dan and phil percieving you and want to downgrade ? something else ?

i understand this is a lot to ask, and i understand how extraordinarily lucky i am to be (a. getting tickets in the first place and (b. manging to still get silver, but it would truly mean the fucking world to me. i have wanted to meet dan and phil since 2014, since i was 9 years old.

reblogs are super appreciated. if youd like to work something out with me, feel free to either reply or dm me.

ill also take any ideas/advice or anything like that.

ok so not only was i right about the dibs nickname for years but i literally fail to see how this is anything other than dan calls phil moon nickname confirmation. im going crazy. guys am i crazy for this. someone tell me im not crazy.