I Blog About Sex Way Too Much For Someone Who Is Only Getting Fucked By Life

so real

it’s so them literally eugene fitzherbert and cassandra from tangled

sex and the city miranda hobbes hate being horny on my period!!

Top gun hes so fine bradley bradshaw he's so hot you guys!!!

trying to find a part of me you didn't take up gave you too much but it wasn't enough but i'll be alright it's just a thousand cuts

im so sleepy i do this every day i say oh goodnight its a reasonable time im just going to check tumblr for a couple of minutes and then i go on tumblr and then suddenly i am wide awake and horny and spend the next ages on tumblr and then i go to bed at an unreasonable time i fall for this trap everytime i open tumblr its so evil

obi wan kenobi i’m so funny mans didn't really serve cunt maybe like a little with his bent lightsaber you wanna know who did serve cunt specifically in attack of the clones and revenge of the sith obi wan kenobi did serve cunt other times but its these two movies in particular im not biased i swear okay im a little biased

totally has nothing to do with the fact i have both of my exams on thursday i don't wanna do them :( she's a lyrical mastermind pull the plug make it painless i don't want a violent end don't say that you'll always love me 'cause you know i'd bleed myself dry for you over and over again i'll hang on 'til the chaos is through doomsday is close at hand i'd have liked to plan out my part in this why would i? it's only the death of me you guyssss i wouldve typed all the lyrics in the hashtags if i wanted to those are just my fav ones actually all the lyrics the best its been played 69 times as i type this hehehe