Nevermoremonster - Lenore

unsolicited disney

You cross over to my side of the line, you don’t get to come back from that.

Thanks, Bioware, for ruining real life relationships for me with your damned high bar of swoon-worthy romances.

"you are making alistair the king  because you like him”

Never in my life did I think I would get this many followers, and frankly I’m a bit shocked! 

So, in celebration of my 4,444th follower (it’s well passed that now, but it’s still a pretty cool milestone) I’ve decided to do a giveaway. Usually I do a 60$ Steam Game giveaway but I’m ass-broke, so, I’ll do the next best thing.

RULES:

You must be following me. (new followers are welcome to participate but if you win this, I hope we’re in the same fandom or it will be awkward.)

No giveaway blogs.

Likes and reblogs both count and you can reblog multiple times but don’t piss off your followers.

When the giveaway closes, you must respond within 24 hours or another winner will be chosen in your place so please make sure your ask box is open!

Dragon Age / Mass Effect Fandoms only

I will use a randomizer to pick the winners. 

This ends on May 4, 2015 at 12:00 ATL time.

PRIZES:

3rd Place 1,000+ words in ficlets/drabbles which can be one big chunk or spread out for angst/fluff/smut.

2nd Place: 5,000+ words fic or drabbles of angst/fluff/smut.

1 First Place: 10,000+ word Fic, with one small art piece to accompany it by a willing artist that I will personally commission. You can request several ficlets or one chunk of angst/fluff/smut, up to you, but there will only be 1 piece of art to go with it.

PLEASE NOTE:

I reserve the right to refuse any prompt or pairing. There are some characters / pairings I am uncomfortable writing due to several reasons that I won’t get into here. Please have several different prompts/pairings in mind.

If you have no intentions of wanting to win, and are just boosting, please say so in your reblog so that I can see it and not pick you as the winner. I’ve had several people past giveaways who had no intentions of winning and it was a bit complicated to straighten out.

I will write smut, but I have my limits on what kind and what I am comfortable with. I reserve the right to say no. 

Elspeth Spindle from One Dark Window by Rachel Gillig. I recently finished The Shepherd King duology. I loved it! I sacrificed sleep to finish it in record time, and it took me out of my reading slump . I can't wait to read the author's upcoming new book.

Prints: https://www.inprnt.com/gallery/egart/the-girl-and-the-nightmare/

Stikers: https://www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/170194719

Me: tries not to be your typical Italian angry at the guy that runs Tasty

Also me: CHE CAZZO FAI MA COSA CUOCI LA PASTA NEL SUGO MA PORCA PUTTANA LO SCHIFO

Two random Dragon Age themed sketches I made during class. My other Rook Vittoria de Riva and Alistair because I have nothing new to share. Also studying Korean makes me want to murder people and I need to distract myself.

All my favorite Harry Potter bad lip reading gifs I have collected 

someone: you can't have a coping mechanism that's just playing video games for all of your waking hours

me: fucking watch me