Tumblr Users Will See The Word Shrimp And Black Out And Hit Reblog Without Reading The Rest Of The Post

i have my party poppers readyy

don’t kill yourself because the internet is going to be really funny when Elon gets assassinated

"Tumblr is my bedroom" this "tumblr is a pinboard" that

Tumblr is an apartment complex with thin walls and every so often you just have to listen to your neighbors say the most deranged shit imaginable

reblog to give the person you reblogged it from a little heart lollipop

whatever dude i dont even look that tormented mostly

my money's on the inchworm

BUG RACE

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I DONT WANNA PAY BILLS I WANNA USE MY MONEY FOR FOOD AND LIL GIFTS FOR MYSELF AND MY LOVED ONES

Welcome to Tumblr, Twitter users!

Don’t worry, we don’t have Elon Musk here… 

But hipsters beware, you’re in for a scare!

*GOOSEBUMPS THEME INTENSIFIES*

This isn’t Twitter. This isn’t your average every day site. This is Tumblr. We’re crazy. We’re weird. We don’t fit in. We’re the fangirls, the fujoshis, the Superwholockers, and the Steven Universe Critical bloggers. We forgot what “normal” was. So if you’re expecting a normal website…

my frontal lobe just snapped into place

feverish and forsaken. on my second glass of mulled wine. never kill yourself

Nerd who likes ChEmIsTrY - defo not Tree why wood it be me

history NERD