Imagine Your Blorbo Fucked Your Dad. That’s The Life Susato Lives

Imagine your blorbo fucked your dad. That’s the life susato lives

As far as I understand, people have been shipping Holmes and Watson for as long as the two characters have existed, even in ye olden times.

Which makes me wonder about the Great Ace Attorney series, where Sholmes and Wilson’s adventures are stories that Susato loves and follows religiously. And she probably shipped it. She probably had elaborate fantasies about it.

Then she meets Sholmes, and finds out that rather than John H. Wilson being the author of the stories, it’s a 10 year old Iris, and she probably feels very gross for interpreting it as romantic.

And then Susato sighs in relief when Iris reveals she’s been basing the stories off her father’s notes about his time living and solving cases with Sholmes. Her ship is saved! Maybe. There is still a very dead man named John H. Wilson, but they can’t confirm that’s the same one who solved mysteries with Sholmes.

And then Susato finds out there never was a Wilson. Iris misinterpreted someone else’s notes as being written by Wilson, who she believes to be her father, and instead it was Susato’s own father, Yujin, who was Sholmes’ partner the whole time.

So Susato discovers she’s actually been shipping Sholmes with her own father the whole time and is mortified.

(She still kinda ships it.)