Asking If Tumblr Is Relevant Is The Same Energy As Asking If Most Lizards Are Friendly Like: "yeah Sure

PSA: Someone at one of my work's branches has already had a seizure from this movie, so I'd love if folks passed this around before the big first weekend! Might save someone from a very unpleasant trip out

Things said at my nephew's 8th birthday

"I LOVE DISTRUTION!!" (Said by a kid in line for the pinata)

"We sacrifice you!" (While playing pole tennis) "The children have been given access to fire, large sticks and marshmallows, go help us" -Me

"Where am I gonna put this??" (A little boy holding a bunch of candy) "Do you have pockets?"- Me (Kid grins and proceeds to shove it in various jean pockets) "Get some rizz sigma!!" (Called out while waiting for cake" "Smash it with a hammer!!" (My sister and I quoting movies while inhaling helium)

"Is this a birthday party or a group exercise??" (I said as several children howled and wailed in excitement)

"Why is your party bag different to mine??" - by birthday boy's other aunty "Caz I'm special~" -Me (They ran out of plastic bags and hers was paper)

So two questions.......

At what point does it go from:

Daddy issues to:

Father problems

Bunnings, openly selling the thing that killed Jason Todd?????? Do better gothem.

Seven is surprisingly high for a non gamer lol

Reblog with your score

Don't cry over the stupid cat movie, don't cry over the stupid cat movie, dont-

God fuckin damn it

tumblr on october 1st

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

So, I've just started watching the mandalorian and I have questions, as someone that has absolutely no prior knowledge about star was would:

How does the child get out of his floating baby carrier??? Does he just faceplant into the ground???

Is it just me that thinks the Alamites sound exactly like the fucking minions?