Dear God Look What I Found:

Soooo,

I haven't posted in fuckin ever and I need to stop procrastinating on my halloween costume so,

Girlypop are you batman???

Like.....go off I guess lol

Hello there,,am really sorry for sennding this private request. Im called Lowrah a black femme living in Niger where my existence,rights and freedom is illegal with many decades of imprisonment. Recently i was kicked out of homestead by my parents due to their ethical belief, misconceptions and i could not withhold a family conflict anymore.I am currently homeless and unemployed at the sametime. I have faced public harassment both by my friends and relatives and threatened to be killed,,this leads me sometime to suicidal thoughts.please help me by donation so that i can get a basic needs like other human beings.please help where possible

Hey L so sorry for your situation but I currently don't have the money to donate, all of my pay check goes to rent and therapy. Again I'm so sorry for the traumatic bullshit you've been though, sending all the best wishes and hope someone will assist financially.💚

book 10 doodle

I'm far to invested in pop culture and various hiperfixations to not be.

Reblog and put in the tags if you think you’re visibly queer 

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You will not romance my chemicals!

i think it's fine to attribute some desire to biology, like wanting to have kids. like yeah I'm sure a lot of it is the living creature need to proliferate. it doesn't bug me. same as acknowledging that love is dopamine or whatever. a cynic saying love is just chemicals in our brains isn't a gotcha. like ok we as humans were so driven and fascinated by our capacity to love that we found the exact juice that produces that feeling and gave it a name. that's awesome, actually, i dig that, i love that. with my chemicals.

Question:

Can we all agree that we are just silly little guys (gender neutral) on a site made for both fun bullshit and serious issues?. Like I personally don't doubt that everyone here Is trying their best, and I love that for yall.

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

Shipmate overboard! Reel em up lads!

where's me package...