Vampires Are Just People Who Don't Wear Sunscreen

Hello there,,am really sorry for sennding this private request. Im called Lowrah a black femme living in Niger where my existence,rights and freedom is illegal with many decades of imprisonment. Recently i was kicked out of homestead by my parents due to their ethical belief, misconceptions and i could not withhold a family conflict anymore.I am currently homeless and unemployed at the sametime. I have faced public harassment both by my friends and relatives and threatened to be killed,,this leads me sometime to suicidal thoughts.please help me by donation so that i can get a basic needs like other human beings.please help where possible

Hey L so sorry for your situation but I currently don't have the money to donate, all of my pay check goes to rent and therapy. Again I'm so sorry for the traumatic bullshit you've been though, sending all the best wishes and hope someone will assist financially.💚

The titanic just got interesting :l

When someone dies, the afterlife they go to is determined by WHERE they died. Dying in Scandinavia sends the soul to Valhalla or Hel, but dying in Greece lands them in Hades, and so on. You have just died in the middle of the Pacific Ocean.

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”

I'm far to invested in pop culture and various hiperfixations to not be.

Reblog and put in the tags if you think you’re visibly queer 

Don't forget cousin: This-is-the-final-edit-i-swear.document(28)

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Don't cry over the stupid cat movie, don't cry over the stupid cat movie, dont-

God fuckin damn it

Jesus's what a day to be born!!🤣

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

tumblr on october 1st