This Is 100% On Disney And Not The Owl House Crew But Man That Montage At The Beginning Made Me So Sad

despite the amount of chemicals i have absorbed into my body and the external stimuli i have immersed myself in i am still not doing very well has anyone else on god's beautiful earth encountered this issue

Have you seen our obsession with vanilla extract?? Yes of couse we fucking love banana bread.

does anyone on this site enjoy Banana Bread?

PSA: Someone at one of my work's branches has already had a seizure from this movie, so I'd love if folks passed this around before the big first weekend! Might save someone from a very unpleasant trip out

Happy Halloween yall, hope you have a frightfully good night🎃

trans men are cool and hot.

WHAT THE FUCK ALDI

I expect SEVERAL apologies Who thought that PICKELES and CHEESE was an ok favour of chips???

tumblr on october 1st

omfg i forgot that i never showed tumblr my greatest achievement. my pride and joy, my pi-ass de résistance

Gordon, not the self help coach we expected but the one we needed.

Also the Aussies claim him, he loves his mum and calls people cunt, perfect!

Me, after forgetting to cut the top off an onion before dicing it: “Aw dammit”

The Gordon Ramsey that lives in my head: “Don’t worry there, this mistake isn’t going to ruin anything. No need to be too hard on yourself”

Me: “Wow, that’s…not what I was expecting”

Gordon: “Of course, you ought to know by now that I don’t shout at cooks just to do so. I do it because the people in hit television show Kitchen Nightmares are putting their services out into the public and claim to be good enough to have the title of head chef. You’re just some guy in your twenties making beef stroganoff for yourself and your roommate. I’m kind of a dick, yeah, but I’m not gonna scream at you for a minor mistake like this”

Me: “Oh….well…thanks”

Gordon: “You’re welcome…cunt…”