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As an alternative to 'sugar, spice, and everything nice'

I present: 'salt, vinegar, and everything sinister'

If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise 

THIS SHOULD BE **ME**!!!!

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it's really weird having a first dog be blind and then getting a second who can see...like how was I supposed to be prepared for this.

this creature can perceive when I put the treats up on the high shelf. or when I hide stuff behind my back. I can't fool her!! she's always watching me and she shouldn't have this much knowledge!!!

I walk around at night and I shine my flash light directly into her eyes and I'll just be standing there staring at her weird blue orbs for like 5 seconds until I realize it's probably extremely annoying to her, because she has eyes!! I'll turn on the light in the room and she gruffs and grumbles like ?? oh right!! light wakes you up!! the fuck??

barking as loud as i can in the middle of the woods would fix me i think

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notes games bc i desperately need it!!

10 notes- i drink some water

50 notes- i start raising my hand in one period a day

75 notes- i start raising my hand in a few comfortable classes

100 notes- I start learning BSL seriously

200 notes- i ask to go out by myself

300 notes- i try to exercise every other day

400 notes- i try to drink enough water every weekend

500 notes- i try to wake up 15 minutes earlier every school day

600 notes- i try to go to bed by 11 every school night

700 notes- i raise my hand in all classes i feel uncomfortable in at least once a fortnight

800 notes- i buy crochet supplies and learn to crochet

900 notes- i ask to bake by myself and make stuff for all my friends

1000 notes- i ask my parents for help with my anxiety

all goals reached!! now i shall attempt to complete them :)

rules: no more than 10 notes each because im scared tho you can @ people. im not expecting this to go too far but if it does i am gonna try my best to stick to these! white means not reached, pink is not started, blue is in progress, and purple means done!

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