Hi, I don't know if you've done this before but can you do a enemies to lovers with fake dating prompts? Thanks :)
“ you fucking hate me. “ “ hate is a very strong word. “
“ would you just do me this one favor? “
“ maybe this will be a chance for us to see that we're not so different after all. “
“ if you want to kiss me, all you have to do is ask. no need to orchestra this whole ordeal just because you're too afraid to admit what you want. “
“ it's one weekend. “ [beat] “ is the sight of my face really that repulsive? “
“ you're too much of a wimp to be honest about what you want. “
“ don't flatter yourself. you're simply nothing more than a means to an end. “
“ what better way to piss off my parents than to date the one person in this world they would actually consider driving over? “
“ with your mouth on mine, there's less bullshit coming out of it. so i guess there's that. “
“ don't fucking speak, or you'll ruin everything. just sit there and look pretty, and maybe hold my hand. “
“ don't be such a grump. you should be honored. “
“ considering how you treated me last night — you're lucky i didn't kill you, so unless you want that to happen, why don't you shut up, and do this one thing for me? “
“ remember that time you stabbed me, left me to die? yeah, you owe me one. “
“ clearly, you're desperate. otherwise you wouldn't be here. “
“ i can't stand the sound of your voice — let alone the thought of kissing you. “
“ if i give you ten dollars, will you do it? “ “ i think that's an entirely different service, but sure. “
“ just kiss me. “
“ you? protective? boyfriend? “
I wish you knew just how beautiful your existence is. Oh, if only I could show you, my love. As a masterpiece of art, I'd paint you . Breathtaking and beautiful. Because that is exactly what you are to me.
“you?! why are you here?!”
“can’t believe i’m stuck here with you.”
“just stay away from me, okay?”
“shut up and mind your business.”
“wow. you suck at this.”
“i hate you.” “no you don’t.”
“you know you love me.”
“listen, let’s just get this over with, okay?”
“don’t touch me with your filthy hands.”
“why did i have to end up partnered with you of all people?”
“listen, just let me do all the work, okay? i’d rather not have you ruin everything.”
“stop acting like i wanted to be paired with you!”
“why do you hate me so much?”
“i’ve hated you since we were kids.”
“go away. i don’t wanna be seen around you.”
“god, this is why i hate you.”
“get out. you weren’t invited.”
“can you just pretend that you like me?”
“my friends always said you were terrible.”
“we belong to different types of people, okay?”
“don’t waste your breath talking to me.”
“hey-,” “shut up.” “i haven’t even said anything yet!”
“ha! you’re so stupid!”
“you’re such an asshole!”
“aww, are you gonna cry?”
“you’re sickening.”
“because i’m jealous of you!”
“i hate people like you.”
“please. we could never be a thing.”
“me? with them? you must be joking.”
“they hate me, and i don’t know why.”
Smut prompts . Pt 1
" god... You're so beautiful "
" Tell me how hard you want it "
" Are you ready , baby ?"
" N- not so rough ..."
" don't leave too many marks "
" I'm gonna paint your body with my marks "
" want me ,baby "
" you look like you want to touch me ."
" I need you to touch me "
" touch me ..."
" I love that . You're so ,so incredible "
"God ... You're amazing."
" oh baby , you're so eager hm ?"
" take it off . Slowly "
" don't hide that beautiful face " . I want to see you "
" don't hold back "
Mmm... now you're talking.
" Tell me how you want it "
" I love the way you feel "
" I'm gonna break you tonight ."
" Closer please... Closer "
" look me in the eyes while you do it "
" I'm not going be gentle this time "
" I feel strange...but it's so good..."
" I love the way you taste "
" you have a lovely voice , baby "
" like what you see ?"
" you want it rough huh ?"
" call me that , one more time "
" say it again "
" I can't take it anymore . Stop teasing me "
" d-don't tease me..."
" let me make you feel good ".
" No... Don't stop "
" do you want me to continue "
"you know I love that "
" let's get a little kinky "
" Your body deserves to be worshipped ."
" Your body deserves to be treated with tenderness"
" I love your body ".
" you're so soft . "
" You like that huh ? "
" I want you..."
" I need you... please..."
" I really , really want you "
" I know what you like "
" I want to hear you , baby "
" these walls are sound proof. You don't need to hold back. "
" be a good girl and let me take care of you"
" God , you're turning me on "
hi!! do you have any friends to lovers domestic fluff prompts? :)
of course! <3
written
After another failed date, a sulking B is lazing around at home with little motivation to do anything. A is aware of their friend’s crushed spirit and knocks on their door with takeout, their favorite candy, and a newly paid-for streaming subscription to watch movies. B is not only touched by A’s effort to cheer them up, but maybe they also realize that maybe A was all they needed all along.
A falls asleep while staying over at B’s, and B just can’t shake how cute and peaceful A is in this state.
B and A are bored and sitting on their bedroom floor, so they decide to make playlists for one another. Whether A did this intentionally or not, B realizes that a lot of the songs that were picked for them all have a deeper meaning to them..
When B falls sick, A takes care of everything that they have to do in terms of chores and even work while also simultaneously making sure that B is recovering well. When better and A goes back home, B recognizes all of A’s efforts and almost misses their friends’ constant presence a little too much…
A and B having to cook together for an event that they’re both attending. They either have fun and bond over laughing at their failed attempts at a meal or get flustered when one of them have to teach the other how to do certain steps, leading to potential intimacy.
B has a crush on their friend, A, but they just don’t quite realize it yet. So, when A stays over and cuddles with their friend on the couch, they’re surprised to feel B’s heartbeat quicken with their head resting on their chest. That hasn’t happened before….
dialogue
“you keep stealing my sweaters!” “well, they’re comfy! and you let me keep them anyway so..”
*watching a movie* “i wish someone would hold me like that..” “i’m right here…” “what?” “what?”
“i don’t get why you use those stupid dating apps, i know some people out there that would treat you the way you deserve…” “then why the hell have you been hiding them from me? show me.”
“you’re cold?” “yeah…but i already turned the heat up..” “come here, i’ll warm you..”
“you have no idea…do you?”
“i made you something…”
“did you…did you mean to do that?” “would you be mad if i said yes?”
Romantic Prompts
Romance Story Starters
Romantic Questions Prompts
Romance Prompt List Part I + Part II + Part III + Part IV
Bad ones, unrequited, break-up Part I + Part II + Part III
Flirting - Successful and unsuccessful Part I + Part II
Two smart and also stupid people in love
Push and pull romantic prompts
Unrequited Love Prompts
Dramatic/Break-up Dialogue Prompts
Jealousy Prompts
Things said during sex Prompts
Flirting Prompts - Oblivious and flirty
Teasing Prompts
Romantic One-Liners
Smutty One-Liners Part I + Part II + Part III
Physical One-Liners Part I + Part II
Love Language - Showing, not telling love
Love Language - Showing you care
Romance Dialogue Prompts – Uncomfortable with affection
Love confession - screaming at each other
Love Confessions
Drunken Love Confessions
Lovers being caught Prompts
OTP Christmas Prompts
Meet cutes
Milestones in a relationship
Moving in together
Introducing partner(s) to family
Meeting the family Prompts
Proposal Prompts
Elopement Prompts
Honeymoon
First Kiss Prompts
Fluffy kiss scene
Prompts about kissing
Kisses
Accidental Kisses
Physical Reactions
Seeking out physical affection
Romantic, non-sexual intimacy prompts
Romantic Fall Date Ideas
50 Cute Date Ideas
Forbidden Romance
Love-hate relationship
Enemies to lovers (1 + 2 + 3)
Reluctant allies to friends to lovers dynamic
Lovers to enemies
Exes to lovers
Getting back together Prompts
Friends with benefits to lovers Prompts
Blind date after ONS Prompts
Co-workers - Hate to love (1 + 2)
Best friends to lovers Prompts
Childhood friends to lovers Prompts
Matchmaking Prompts
Accidental Marriage Prompts
Fake Dating/Marriage/Engagement Prompts
Fake Dating Dialogue Prompts
Fake Dating AUs
Fake Dating Prompts
Fake Relationship Break-up Prompts
OT3 Prompts
OT3 Ideas
Love Triangle Ideas
Ways to say ‘I love you’
Second chance trope
Relationship Problems
Fluffy/Family Prompts
Giving the reader butterflies with your characters
Domestic fluff prompts
Fluff Prompts
Fluffy Dialogue Prompts
Family Prompts
Found Family Prompts
Found Family Mother/Daughter Prompts
Father + Adopted Daughter Prompts
Siblings and Parents Prompts
Parental Affection Moments
Parent/Child Angst
Enemies to Siblings
Siblings Prompts
Brothers Prompts
Things Telepathic Twins Would Do
Hand-holding
Touching
Hugs
Casual Affections
Affections without touching
Touches Ask Games
Things to do at a carnival
Step-Siblings Prompts
Befriending Sibling-in-Law Prompts
Cooking/Baking Dialogue Prompts
Quiet movie night Prompts
Having fun in the rain
Hurt/Comfort Prompts
Hurt/Comfort Dialogue Prompts (Part I + Part II)
Hurt/Comfort Prompts
Showing comfort
Angsty Prompts
Angsty family/platonic dialogue
Angsty Questions Prompts
Angsty/Fighting Dialogue Prompts
Concerned/Angsty Question Prompts
Leaving Dialogue Prompts
Reunion Dialogue Reactions
Trying to make them stay Dialogue Prompts
Amnesia Prompts
Lover being hurt Prompts
Drama Starting Points
Conflicts for Couples
Friends Prompts
Platonic activities for friends
Online Friends Prompts
Group of Friends AU Prompts
Opening Sentences (Friend group in NYC)
Road Trip Ideas
Party Games Prompts
Amusement Park Activities
Surprise party gone wrong
Settings for conversations
Having fun in the rain
Bar Conversation Starters
Outside of school activities
AU Prompts
AU ideas
Royalty Prompts - Loyal companion/princess romance
Royalty Prompts - Prince/ss x Commoner - Revealing royal heritage
Royalty Prompts - Princess x Knight Prompts
Forbidden royal love prompts
Arranged matrimony for royalty
Arranged Marriage Royalty AU Events
Royal Arranged Marriage Dialogue Prompts
Fake Dating Royalty Prompts
OTP Meeting – Royalty Edition
A Queen’s Assassination Plot
Victorian AU Prompts
Historic Prompts - 1800s Ball Prompts
Parallel Universe Romance Prompts (x)
Roommates Prompts
Roommates to Lovers Prompts Part I + Part II
Roommate AUs
Boarding School Prompts
College/University AUs
Meet ugly College AU
Polar Opposite Students Prompts
Professor/TA Romance
Co-workers - Hate to love (1 + 2)
Colleague AUs
Matchmaking at Work Prompts
Secret Dating at Work Prompts
Neighbor AUs (1 + 2)
Fan x Celebrity Prompts
Gossip Girl/Rich AUs
Coffee Shop AUs
Flower Shop AUs
Bodyguard AUs
Firefighter/Police AUs
Pirate Prompts
Spy Prompts
Soulmates AUs
Lifeguard AUs
Band AU Prompts
Supernatural/Mystery/Thriller/Crime Prompts
Inconvenient things a ghost could do
Human x Ghost Prompts
Human/Ghost Dialogue Prompts
Mermaid Prompts
Guardian Angel Prompts
Summoning a God Prompts
Werewolf Prompts Part I + Part II
Human x Werewolf Prompts
Thriller/Mystery Prompts
Murder Mystery Prompts
Mystery Plot Prompts
Partners in Crime – Meeting again
Heist Prompts
Fantasy/Sci-Fi (1) – Magical Creatures (Part I + II)
Fantasy/Sci-Fi (2) – Magic
Fantasy/Sci-Fi (3) – Time Travel
Fantasy/Sci-Fi (4) – End of the World
Fantasy/Sci-Fi (5) – Superheroes (and Villains)
Fantasy/Sci-Fi (6) – Mystery/Supernatural
Fantasy/Sci-Fi (7) – Others (Pirates, Warriors, Royalty, …)
Time Travel Dialogue Prompts
Causes for the apocalypse
Holiday/Seasonal Prompts
Halloween Throwbacks
Things to do on Halloween
Spooktober 2020 Prompts
Spooktober 2021 Prompts
Christmas AU (1 + 2)
1. Advent Special Prompts
2. Advent Special Prompts
3. Advent Special Prompts
4. Advent Special Prompts
New Year’s Eve Prompts
Valentine’s Day Prompts
Summer Vibes
Fall Vibes
Fall AUs
Birthday AUs
Birthday Prompts
Monthly Prompts
January Prompts 🎉
February Prompts 🌹
March Prompts 🍀
April Prompts 🐞
May Prompts 🌺
June Prompts 🌼
July Prompts 🌴
August Prompts 🍋
September Prompts 🌻
October Prompts 🎃
November Prompts 🍂
December Prompts 🌟
Ranked Prompt Lists
Best Prompts of 2020!
Top 20 Most Popular Prompts (1 + 2)
Top 20 Submissions (1 + 2)
Various Prompt Lists
Contemporary/Realistic Prompts (1 + 2)
Ways to die at home
Random Questions Prompts
Favourite Tropes
Prompts about cats
Dialogue Responses
5 + 1 Fic Prompts
‘Write about’ Prompts
‘Imagine your OTP’ Prompts
Drabble Prompts Masterlist
All The Fic Titles
All The Prompts List
Writing Games
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General
Atmokinesis: Control and manipulate the weather by mixing water, ice, fire, air, earth, and electricity/lightning
Powers Related to Ice
Freeze Breath: Freeze things in solid ice
Cryokinesis: Control ice, snow, and other forms of frozen water
Freezing: Lower the temperature in kinetic atoms to freezing temperatures
Frigokinesis: Control snow that is on the ground or as precipitation
Ice Mimicry: Have a body made up of ice
Ice Beam: Shoot beams of freezing energy
Ice Generation: Generate ice
Ice Absorption: Absorb ice
Powers Related to Water
Elemental power of water
Water Generation
Scald Generation: Power to generate boiling liquids
Liquification: Ability to turn partially or completely into a liquid
Water and moisture manipulation: Ability to control, generate or absorb water
Plant manipulation
Powers Related to Fire
Fire Breathing
Heat Resistance/Thermal Resistance
Elemental power of fire
Fraxikinesis: Manipulate burnt matter
Geo-Thermokinesis: Manipulate, control, and create lava, magma and volcanoes
Electric manipulation
Microwave manipulation: The ability to convert ambient electromagnetic energy into microwaves and manipulate it into various effects such as heat, light, and radiation
Heat vision
Powers Related to Earth
Granulation: Ability to turn things into sand
Halokinesis: Control and manipulate salt
Hyalokinesis: Control and manipulate glass
Elemental power of Earth
Powers Related to Air
Aerokinesis: Manipulation of air, wind, and gas
Aeroportation: Teleport using wind currents
Air Mimicry: Ability to transform into a cloud of gas, fog, or mist
Sublimation: Ability to transform into a gaseous, mist, or fog-like from
Deoxygenation: Suck up all the oxygen from a place
Lung Adaptation: Ability to breathe anywhere
Wind Generation: Create blasts of wind
Air Generation
Flight: Have the ability to fly at will
Levitation: The ability to make anything rise up in the air and move around under your control
Elemental power of air
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Corsair (Middle French, 16th century): 1) A fast ship used for piracy; 2) A pirate, usually from the Barbary Coast
A kiss as a distraction.
Getting so used to someone kissing one’s hand that they kiss it themselves when they miss the other.
Waking them up with gentle kisses across their face, feeling them smile a little when the corner of their mouth is kissed.
Kissing new scars
Kissing old scars
Kissing the inside of the wrist (a good option to use for 2 above)
A kiss on the top of their head
Kissing the earlobe/behind the ear
Forget kissing the back of the hand, kiss their fingers instead
Gentle kisses down their spine, causing them to relax for the first time in a long time.
Kissing the knees or shins.
The first kiss they’ve had in a long time
Caleb's world stopped only twice. The first time was when he died and the second, when you grew up and forgot about him. At twelve years, you stopped being able to communicate with him. He didn't understand why or how that happened. He wasn't just an imaginary friend like you thought. He was an actual ghost. You should be able to talk and see if him if you already did. Why did it have to stop now?. When you were getting closer?. Just when you were about to be a teenager and might need him the most.
Despite his initial hurt and confusion, he still stayed by your side everyday. He couldn't help but hope that you'd one day be able to see him. For things to go back to how they used to be. For your eyes to really see him and your warm smiles to be directed at him. For you to need him for being him once more.
Caleb who watched you grow into a teenager. Oh, how fast the time changes. Even though you couldn't see him or need him anymore. He still stuck to you like a shadow. Watching you,observing you during your daily life. He learned everything he could about you. Your new little quirks, habits, hobbies and the things you liked and didn't. His little pipsqueak was growing really well but he couldn't help the sadness that he felt for not being part of your growing little world anymore. He grew up silently by your side the realms of the unseen. A teenage ghost boy who lived with you and became like an older brother you needed.
Forgot your lunch or some of your books? He always made sure to pack it into your bag. Cleaning up your messy room and arranging the disorganized stuff when you were away or out.
He always made sure the fridge and the pantry had the snacks and the food supplies you needed. You always thought it was your parents who bought them so you never wondered about it. You fell asleep on the couch?. You'd find yourself waking up in bed the next morning. Couldn't find something you were looking for?. He used his abilities to bring the item out for you and you'd find it again the next moment you checked. You could've sworn it wasn't there before though but oh, well.
Caleb who felt proud that you studied hard but always wished you took it easy on yourself. You were always hard on yourself. Your perfectionist tendencies making you want to do your best but you also beat yourself up when you failed at something or did a mistake. Your overthinking mind haunting quite often and he wished you wouldn't do so too much.
He got worried when he started noticing how you sometimes didn't take care of yourself. You skipped meals, didn't sleep well enough or drink enough water. You either slept too much or too little, staying up late and being tired in the morning. You locked yourself up and stayed in your room longer, bed rotting whenever you could. He noticed your mood swings and your depression and anxiety you tried to cope with and conceal. He got angry when your parents called you lazy and scolded or said unkind words to you instead of supporting or trying to understand you and his heart ached when he watched how your mood worsened or how you silently cried about it. When he followed you outside, he noticed your social anxiety. By now, he could read you like an open book. Knowing how you felt even when you said nothing and could easily read your unspoken words.
Caleb scared off the first guy you brought home behind your parent's back. The boy avoided you or coming to your house after. Pretty sure, he thought your house was haunted. Well, he wasn't wrong either. He didn't like it when other guys tried to get too close. He made it his mission to get rid of the trashy boys and fish out fake friends around you and succeeded. He was relieved when you made a few genuine friends who supported you though. At least they'd be more helpful than his invisible self who couldn't do much for you.
Ghost Caleb. Who couldn't help but notice how his attraction for you also grew as years passed and so did ache in his chest. How beautiful you'd grown to become and how other boys saw it too. If you could hear some of the things they whispered and talked about. Though some things he heard made him want to rip out the tongue of some of them and blind them for life. Such scum were not allowed within your circle or radius any day.
Caleb who one day walked through your walls to check up on you as usual, you had been your room for hours and he was shocked to walked in on you changing. You were in nothing but your underwear as you searched through the closet, singing the song you were playing aloud with your phone, oblivious to him as usual. He suddenly found time slowing down, his eyes taking in your exposed skin and body with wide eyes before he quickly teleported out. His face and ears flushed and heart hammering in his chest as he run his hand through his hair "Goddamn it, pipsqueak"
Ghost Caleb. Who couldn't help it when his gaze lingered on your curves, falling in love with you silently as he stayed by your side. He craved the warmth of your body and your touch. Who missed you with every passing day. Even though you were always with him. Or rather- He was always with you. He missed you laughing and talking with him directly. He missed how you mentioned his name so warmly and held him close when you needed it. His world had become lonely. He became an unknown boy in your fast paced world. A boy who lost the person who made his bland life a little warmer and brighter. Why couldn't you see him?. Couldn't you see how much he needed you?. How much he ached for you?
Ghost Caleb who comforted you on your bad days and whispered sweet nothings into your ear as you cried on the bedroom or bathroom floor, in bed silently at night . You couldn't hear him or feel him but at least he could do this much for you. He hoped his care for you would at least be felt even if he was invisible. He was like the voice in your head that whispered the encouraging words, the little gentle voice that helped you look on the positive side, to remind you that you weren't alone and pick yourself back up after breaking down and shedding tears. His heart ached when he noticed how your smile didn't reach your eyes sometimes, how you skillfully hid your pain behind a mask. How you easily hid your vulnerabilities from those around you.
Ghost Caleb. Who liked to touch you or hold you whenever he could. The only sign of you feeling his touch was the sudden shiver that run through your body and the sudden goosebumps on your skin. He cuddles with you and held you every time you slept, craving the warmth only you could give him.
Ghost Caleb who watched you with jealousy as you began dating stupid boys in highschool. He felt jealous of the pathetic boys you had a crush on or dated. They never deserved you or were never worthy of you. He did his best to ruin your dates at the beginning or when you brought them home. Sometimes he succeeded, other times what he did indirectly made you and those boys get closer. He couldn't help but feel euphoric when you broke up with them, but then felt guilty when he saw how crushed you become and hated how much you cried for them. He wanted to ruin the horrible exes that made you cry and toss you aside. Those trash who cheated or played with your feelings. He followed you when you often went outside. Giving death glares to men who catcalled you on the streets. Playing tricks on boys who tried to approach you to stop them from coming near you. He'd make their pants fall down their feet, trip them when they approached, tie their shoelaces together and anything amusing he could think of. The more embarrassing, the better. And he mischievously enjoyed messing with them. He felt even better when such times could earn a laugh from you or when talked about those amusing incidents with your friends.
Part 2.!! Thanks for likes of the first part. This is my first time writing a ff here or sharing but I'll do my best. Feedback, re blogs and comments are appreciated. Thanks for reading and enjoy.
Hello, everyone! I will be starting a new series that will help you the writers describe emotions.
This guide will be a writer’s tool to characters expression.
This section comes from The Emotional Thesaurus by Ackerman and Puglisi.
Definition: the act of worship; to view as divine.
Note: the subject of adoration can be a person or thing
Lips parting
A slack or soft expression
Waking quickly to erase distance
Mimicking body language
Touching one’s mouth or face
Reaching out to brush, touch or grasp
Steady eye contact, large pupils
Leaning forward
Stroking one’s own neck or arm as a surrogate
Pointing one’s torsos and feet towards the subject
A flushed appearance
Nodding while the subject speaks
Smiling
Open body posture
Releasing an appreciative sigh
Laying hand over the heart
Frequently moistening lips
Pressing palms lightly against the cheeks
Skimming fingertips along the jaw lines
Eyes that are bright
Agreement
Speaking praise and compliments
Keeping trinkets, pictures of the subject
Constantly talking about the subject to others
Rapt attention, still posture
Becoming unaware of one’s environment
A radiant glow
Visible shakiness
Reduced blinking
Closing eyes to savor moment
Speak with a soft voice
A voice that cracks with emotion
Quickening heartbeat
Breathlessness
Feeling one’s pulse in throat
Mouth dry
Throat growing thick
Rising body temperature
Tingling nerve endings
A desire to move closer or watch
Fixating one’s thoughts on the subject
Acute listening and observation
Ignoring distractions
An inability to see the subjects flaws or faults
Obsession
Fantasizing
Believing that the feelings are mutual
A sense of destiny
Stalking
Writing and sending letter, emails, and gifts
Taking risks or breaking laws to be near or with subject
Weight loss
Poor sleep patterns
Jealousy towards those interacting with the subject
Taking on traits or mannerisms of the subject
Carrying something that represents the subject
Possessiveness
Love
Desire
Frustration
Hurt
Clenching or hiding one’s hands to hide sweating or shaking
Avoiding conversations about the subject
Watching or observing from afar
Staying out of subjects proximity
Blushing
Sneaking looks at subject
Creating chance run ins
Writing secret letters, keeping diary
Lying about one’s feelings regarding the subject
Body cues should create a strong mental picture. If the movement is too drawn out or complicated, the emotional meaning behind the gesture may be lost.
Funny dialogue prompts. ( AKA crackhead stuff I've heard from those around me)
There's so much sexual tension between you two that it's enough to power the city for generations. So shut up and confess already. You love, A
Is that a lion driving a truck?! Shut up, dude, you're just high.
You wanna fight asshole?! I have enough titties to beat you !
I'm not cute! I'm hot and sexy. At least that's how I try to be but he still doesn't stop calling me cute!!
What letter comes before A? I swear it's on the tip of my tongue...
You know, sometimes I'm so sexy,it scares me .
You're as stupid as Einstein! Einstein was a genius,you fool.
Of course, I love you baby. But not as much as food.
Have you ever been horny for food?
I never said I hated A, I mean he's so cute I wanna bury him in my backyard .
I want a hug! But don't touch me.
Are you a boob person or a butt person? I prefer the bones .
Truth or dare ? I prefer the lies.
One a scale of one - to - ten, how high are you? I don't know man, but this rock just gave me a prophecy.
Is that a... Fish in your pocket ?
You forgot the ice cream again?! See? This is exactly why we divorced!! We're siblings,you drunk ass!
I'm not drunk ! I'm moderately functioning!
Mom,is there any way I can disown [ name] ?. No, honey,you can't disown your own sibling.
If you're gonna die then at least give me your WiFi password.