A : walks in nude.
B : sees A and flustered/ panics , turning around . OMG !! What are doing ?! Why are you walking around like that ?!!
A: oh , this ? I'm wearing my porn suit. ( Replying unfazed )
B: your what - YOU'RE NAKED !!?!!
A: Exactly.
* Based on a traumatic true story...*
Those types of touches that are feather-like and make you feel tingly in a good way. Touches like:
Face
The soft caress of your lips after the very first kiss.
Caress to the cheek after a moment together.
Gentle wipe of your spilled tears after heavy arguments, a simple gesture that shows you how sorry they are for making you shed sad tears instead of happy ones.
Gentle wipe of dirt on your cheek after enjoying your food too much.
Chin lift to make you look directly at their eyes that just make you follow aimlessly and without much force really. (bonus if they kiss afterward)
When they hold your face in their hands and just look into your eyes and just hold the other softly.
When they lightly wipe the blood off your lip from bitting it too often and softly "kiss it better"
Helping you gently put your earring on and tuck a hair behind your ear to inspect how the accessory looks beautiful on you with or without them.
Helping you put your necklace on and sneak a quick kiss on your neck before complimenting you.
Softly pulling your hair back after being food poisoned.
Worriedly inspecting your temperature after noticing your lack of mood and giving you a chaste kiss on the forehead.
Hands/Arms
Soft hand touches with a light comforting squeeze that instantly assures you they're there.
Softly massaging your hands when you ask them politely.
Loosely holding your hand while you watch and walk around on your date.
Cradling your cut finger after an incident with the knife and tending to your wound with a kiss afterward.
Caressing the back of your hand absentmindedly.
Softly toying with your ring and wondering when they'll get to replace it with a wedding ring.
Softly running their hands on your arms and feeling how cold to the touch your skin is before wrapping you in a hug to share their warmth.
Softly pulling your wrist to pull you closer to them.
softly intertwining your fingers together to hold your hand or twirl you in the middle of the night dance session.
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( enemies to lovers? slow burns? say no more. various sentence starters for all your hero x villain ship needs. )
❛ i could keep you safe. they’re all afraid of me. ❜
❛ you can’t do this for me. i won’t let you. ❜
❛ it’s not for you. it’s not a favor. it’s the cruelest thing i could do. ❜
❛ i warn you. i’ll break your heart. ❜
❛ i know you better than you know yourself. ❜
❛ i’m replaceable. you’re not. ❜
❛ i hope to be the one you break your rules for. ❜
❛ why am i so fascinated by you? ❜
❛ when i watch the world burn, all i think about is you. ❜
❛ your hands are scarred from murder, and yet i trust them completely. ❜
❛ whatever you do. you’re still my family. ❜
❛ we could be the greatest team the world has ever seen. ❜
❛ how many times are we going to keep meeting like this? ❜
❛ i just wish i could protect you from everything. ❜
❛ enemies make the best lovers, you know. ❜
❛ sleep. i’ll fight the bad dreams off if they come to get you. ❜
❛ you know, they’re going to use the things you love against you. ❜
❛ truth is, i didn’t expect to get this attached to you. ❜
❛ you frustrate me incredibly. ❜
❛ love me like my demons do. ❜
❛ thinking of you is a poison i drink often. ❜
❛ please don’t make me do this. ❜
❛ don’t do anything stupid until i get back. ❜
❛ you protect what you love. ❜
❛ my heart scares you and a gun doesn’t? ❜
❛ you bandaged my wound with one hand, and held a knife in the other. ❜
❛ you save everyone, but who saves you? ❜
❛ you kill me and you accomplish nothing. your world as you know it will end. ❜
❛ all we do together is make love or fight. ❜
❛ i love the way your eyes light up when someone says ‘it might be dangerous’. ❜
❛ when is a monster not a monster? when you love it. ❜
❛ it’s pathetic really, how much i hope it’s me and you in the end. ❜
❛ you were right. you break everything you touch. ❜
❛ i would destroy myself to fix you. ❜
❛ i’m not going to kill you. you don’t deserve that. ❜
❛ that’s how you want me, isn’t it? desperate, jealous, and willing to kill for you. ❜
❛ i’m sorry you’re afraid of being alone. ❜
❛ they made you into a weapon, and told you to find peace. ❜
❛ i wasn’t there for you when you needed me, and i’m sorry. ❜
❛ ‘all right’ is not a term anyone would use to describe you. ❜
❛ just like old times, huh? ❜
❛ then we fight. together. ❜
❛ oh, i’ve missed this! ❜
❛ i know you. you’re me. ❜
❛ i’ve seen who you are under the mask. ❜
❛ i should kill you. why can’t i kill you?! ❜
❛ i don’t know what i’d do if they hurt you. and that terrifies me. ❜
❛ the world doesn’t need someone like you. the world needs you. ❜
❛ bullet wounds don’t just miraculously heal overnight. ❜
❛ you were fighting to survive. i was fighting to win. ❜
❛ i wasn’t a person to you, i was a weapon, and you needed me to work. ❜
❛ you’re pulling your punches. ❜
❛ i wish things were different between us. ❜
❛ don’t scare me like that. i thought i lost you. ❜
❛ don’t you die on me. ❜
❛ you’re so bad at this. it’s cute. ❜
❛ they don’t know you like i know you. ❜
❛ i broke my rules for you. doesn’t that mean anything? ❜
❛ do you think i’d let anything happen to you? ❜
❛ if i told you about the darkness within me, would you still look at me as you are right now? ❜
1. “You’re already late, five more minutes won’t hurt..”
2. “Hey, did you put my favorite hoodie in the wash?”
3. “Go get ready for bed, I’ll handle the dishes..”
4. “You sleep on this couch more than our actual bed! Come on, get up..”
5. “I swear if you steal my sweater one more time..”
6. “What do you mean you ‘threw out’ the leftovers?”
7. “I don’t feel like cooking, how does takeout sound?”
8. “I have to be dreaming…”
“Oh, shut up..”
“You actually made breakfast for once?”
9. “I can’t understand a word you’re saying, babe, finish brushing your teeth first.”
10. “There’s a bath running already, I know it was a long day for you…”
“I can’t believe I’m on a team with you.”
“I just want to punch them in their annoying stupid beautiful face- uh, I mean stupid face!”
“So do you want to talk about-”
“Nope. Didn’t happen. We never speak about it.”
“But we-”
“I have no clue what you’re taking about.”
“Is that all you’ve got?”
“I’m touched that I can make you so angry; for a moment I thought you might’ve been emotionless.”
“Don’t get too comfortable.”
“I thought you hated them.”
“I do.”
“Then why...?”
“We all have to make exceptions, sometimes.”
“Maybe you’re not so bad after all.”
“Oh, no, I definitely am.”
“You’re cute when you’re angry.”
“And I’m not going easy on you this time.”
“Can I stay with you? Just for a little while?”
“Me?”
“Yes, you.”
“I thought I’d be the last person you’d want around while you’re down.”
Yeah... well I just didn’t want to be alone.”
pick a topic you know nothing about and write about it like you’re the expert. just make stuff up. Tell us all about the complicated history of scissors or whatever and how left handed scissors were banned by the Catholic Church until 1978, or something
Create completely over-the-top self indulgent OC’s. Write about the magical half-unicorn witch with rainbow hair and sparkly purple eyes that you wanted to be when you were 14.
Write a negative review of a book that doesn’t exist. Just make stuff up off the top of your head to complain about.
Write smut, but like, intentionally bad smut. make it as unsexy/pretentious/purple/unrealistic as possible. Find the most convoluted metaphors for your characters’ genitalia that you can possibly conceive of.
pick two of any kind of work of fiction (movies, books, etc) and come up with an “X meets Y” style blurb for a hypothetical work of fiction that...in theory??...meets the two in the middle.
lists of names in a specific style, but they get progressively more ridiculous. examples: pirates, supervillains, Vikings, Fantasy(tm) taverns, puritans, settings on a Fantasy(tm) map, boybands, YA dystopian protagonists, warrior cats, any category you can find on a name generator website really
Make up some unhinged political opinion or conspiracy theory for a fantasy setting. spend a paragraph in the persona of some elf antivaxxer arguing that wizard staffs make you gay
make titles (and if you want, synopses) for books that don’t exist. you can base them on real books if you want
write fake sayings, inspirational quotes, fortune-cookie sayings. Make them sound almost like they mean something at first glance but they’re incomprehensible when you try to delve into them. Or make them just weird.
In a similar vein as the SCP Wiki’s Log of Anomalous Items, come up with magical or “anomalous” versions of everyday objects. You can start with stuff on your desk if you like. Water bottles that fill up with horseshoe crab blood if left unattended. or whatever. Include details on where they were found if you want.
write about questionable super heroes with weird or overly specific powers. Like the little known Blue Footed Booby Man
write a “horror” story or creepypasta but it’s like...as stupid and not-scary as possible. Dont just depend on “the twist/scary thing is super cliche and predictable” for it either, see how you can take an actually effective concept and make it unbearably dumb
invent swear words/insults, the more complex the better
plagiarize. By this I mean write something that’s completely made from sentences from other things and try to make it coherent
write one (1) scene from the most outrageously cool and epic hypothetical story you can imagine. just try to cram as many references to magical flying wolf bounty hunters and inter-dimensional dragon priests and time traveling samurai as you can with literally no regard for anything
Take a sentence or paragraph and replace every word you can in it with a synonym. either try to make it as weird and uncomfortable as possible, or just keep doing this in a telephone game sort of fashion until it’s no longer comprehensible.
You're so perfect to me . And I'll tell you everyday untill you believe it.
My kisses are yours ~
You make me feel all... warm and wonderful ...
I want to see more of you ..( smut )
Wanna cuddle ? It's been a while. Of course , I'm always up to cuddle with you.
I've never wanted anyone in my life as much as you.
You mean the whole universe to me . For real , I love you , (name )!
I've never had someone so amazing to me in my life.
Take it off. Slowly .
I love the way you taste.
I love the way you feel.
Yeah , I just wanted to kiss you.
Can you hug me ? I need your warmth right now..
{ whispers } I'm so in love with you.
You're my life , ( name ) ! . You're my life. Don't ever leave me.
I will always be your Angel , I love you so much .
Why do you have to cover your face ? You have a cute blush you know ?
You could have just told me you wanted a kiss, you know ?
I need you... please...( Smut )
Tell me you feel the same thing I do.
Haha, know you love me ~
I've always loved you . Then and even now my feelings haven't changed. My love for you just keeps growing with every passing day.
Will you give me the honor to spend the rest of my life expressing my love for you like a fool ? Please marry me ?
Of course , you deserve to pampered. You're my Queen after all .
You're so precious ! I want to steal you and hide you in my pocket.
Love me now ... I want you to make love to me.
You have no idea , how many times I've fantasized about this moment. Having you here in my arms feels like a dream come true.
I love you...even if it breaks me in the end, I'll still love you.
I hope we always stay like this. I don't know what I'd do without you .
You're a very good kisser, by the way .
Aww... You're so sweet ! Only for you ~
You have no idea how much I regretted ever letting you go.
You don't have to love me back. - Just... let me love you anyway. Being by your side is enough.
Reading to them to help the other sleep.
Singing a lullaby / humming a soft tune / counting sheep (or whatever) to the other to sleep .
Cuddling and sleeping in on lazy days .
Staying up with the other who has insomnia ,even though they're tired / feel sleepy.
Back hugs and kissing their neck/ crook of their neck/ shoulder/ cheek .
Nuzzling their tummy .
Stolen kisses . Where they're soft / tender.
Slow kisses.
Kissing top of their head.
Nuzzling their neck.
Kissing their cheeks.
Teasing them . ( eg .Leaning in close for a kiss and kissing their cheeks . Or something)
Inside jokes.
Caressing their hair while they sleep.
Cooking / buying them their favorite meal or snack when they are sad .
Drying/ combing / braiding their hair.
Being goofy just to make them laugh cuz they're down / sad.
Tight hugs and cuddling , enjoying their quiet moments.
Sharing / engaging in each other's hobbies.
Watching them sleep.
Saying / whispering " I love you " at random moments .
Holding their hand and kissing their hand.
Interlocking / interlacing fingers.
Looking into their eyes and getting lost in them .
Sending them a romantic text / message / poem . ( Cliche for some people but still touching nonetheless.)
Kissing their nose .
Kissing their chin .
Caressing / petting their hair, while they cuddle or hug.
Lots of random hugging.
Pulling them into a hug.
Random compliments .
Giving her his clothes to wear.
Buying them stuff they always wanted / like .
Ruffling their hair / bangs .
Smiling at each other like love struck idiots.
Sharing their music playlist with them.
Giggles and laughing while being goofy.
Giggling while showering them with kisses.
All night movie marathon together.
Playing video games together.
Dancing and singing along to their favorite song they both love.
Washing their hair for them.
Being fandom fanatics chatting about their favorite shared fandom .
Kissing or tracing their face.
Caressing their face while they kiss.
Kissing or tracing their tattoo. ( Not common but yeah... I find it sweet * ahem *)
Massaging them when they are tired. ( Probably shoulders or feet )
Kissing their eyelid.
Playing with their fingers .
Kissing their fingers .
Pressing their lips to theirs.
Soft , light caresses .
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"step up your game, babe." they say, tugging you closer. you trace your hand down their chest, "how's that working now?"
"Do you think they bought the act?" "While I kissed you down your throat? They definitely did, honey."
they're laying next to you while they ask, "you think we'll end up falling in love?"
^ when you jokingly reply, "I'd rather kill myself," you notice a strain in their "oh"
"can you please not rub salt in my wound for once and leave?" ".. i actually come offering pancakes and.. warm hugs :)"
finding warmth in their hugs though it isn't supposed to feel like it
"You're a wonderful person, [name]. I'm sorry you had to marry.. me. "
"you're hurting and it's okay, why are you not leaning on me?"
"what if i fall for you?"
hands finding each other's in a nervous situation
"are you faking it-" "i can't seem fake anything when it comes to you, love.."
"I regret a lot of things, love, but I do not regret marrying you."
"I think when i said i hate you i actually meant 'i love you and, i don't know how to tell you, so let me become your rival and you'll somehow figure it out' but am i right here with you in my arms, as my wife/husband and i don't think there's enough words in the world to mention what I'm feeling for you."
Nothing fancy… Just some angst & hurt/comfort prompts! Send me prompts if you want!
“I– I think I need to sit down.”
“I just want to be alone right now”
“I want to go home.”
“When you look at me it’s like you don’t even see me.”
“You need to stop this. I can’t watch you burn yourself out anymore.”
“Hey, it’s me. You’re safe.”
“Stop that. Hold still.”
“You’re looking a little pale.”
“You did everything you could.”
“I’m not going anywhere.”
“You have to help [him/her/them]. Please.”
“It reminded me of you.”
“Hush, it’s alright. None of it was real.”
“Can you just leave me alone? Can I have that at least?”
“I’m fine… just a little dizzy.”
“I think I messed up this time.”
“It was only a dream.”
“Is that what you honestly believe? After everything?”
“You were supposed to be there.”
“It’s not that bad.” “You’re [bleeding out/burning up]!”
“Why are you always so reckless, huh? Do you ever think about what would happen if something happened to you?”
“Please tell me what I can do. There has to be something I can do.”
“Something isn’t right.”
“You can lean on me.”
“You’ll only make it worse.”
“I never wanted this. I never wanted any of this.”
“You don’t need to stay.” “I don’t need to stay. But I want to.”
“Just go to sleep. I’ll protect you.”
“You’re a really bad liar.”
“What if there’s no happy ending for us?”
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Send me two characters and a hug and I’ll make it happen <3
Hug from behind
Sleepy hug
Surprise hug
Comfort hug
Angry hug (not at each other)
Grumpy hug
Tired hug
Group hug (more than two)
Careful hug
Hiding-your-face hug
First hug
Greeting hug
Goodbye hug
Leaping hug (you know, the one where you launch yourself at someone and throw your arms around their neck)
Tackle hug
Celebratory hug
Hug with a kiss
Lifting-off-the-ground hug
Giddy hug
Cuddle pile (more than two, this is my post if I say it counts, it counts)
(Hugs are universal, but please specify platonic or romantic if you have Strong Feelings)