I Love Duck Sauce I Could Fr Drink That Shit

When I don’t wear my watch and I feel naked 👎🏻

When I was a kid I used to get really confused about Yogi Bear and Yogi Berra and tbh I still do because WHY ARE THEIR NAMES SO SIMILAR??

Here I am again complaining about people who view ethnic, religious, and other minorities joining the police force as a betrayal and single them out for harassment.

We can clearly see that female officers, black officers, Latino officers, and Asian officers in the NYPD have significantly fewer complaints filed against them then their white male counterparts.

The NYPD is a flawed institution, but we have clear evidence that increasing diversity helps helps fix those flaws!

Even if your long term goal is to not have a police force at all, you should be able to prioritize immediate actual improvement in the system over theoretical revolutionary change.

an imperfect ally is better than a perfect bystander

Trump will be like “all Palestinians are terrible people and I’m working hard to make sure there’s no ceasefire!!” and Kamala will say “My goal is to help both Israelis and Palestinians, we will support our ally and encourage a ceasefire” and (some) people will still say “Both are terrible! Don’t vote for genocide supporter Kamala!!”

I say, "Ableism is bad." You say, "Ableists all live in their mom's basements and don't contribute anything to society!"

I say, "Misogyny is bad." You say, "Fuck all men."

I say, "Homophobia is bad." You say, "All religious people should be shot in the streets."

I say, "Racism is bad." You say, "White people are the devil."

I say, "Murder is bad." You say, "I hate any idiotic bitch who disagrees with this."

I say, "Body shaming is bad." You say, "Everyone who disagrees is ugly and has small dick energy."

I say, "Fascism is bad." You say, "Yeah, kill all nazis!"

To which I say: you do not know why ableism, misogyny, homophobia, racism, murder, and body shaming, and fascism are wrong.

Go, go and meditate on why these things are wrong and don't come back until you arrive at the answer.

I always get asked if I’ve got music in my head because I’m always moving my head and tapping, but in truth I’m just stimming. I say yes.

I am constantly getting blue balled in this damn house

Almost every friendship I’ve had with a male has had undertones of homoeroticism (and gay allegations)

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