No One Mourns The Wicked

I lowkey feel like a weirdo just reading and interacting with your posts without actually sending anything in the ask box LMAO

So here I am, to rant about pretty (not so) little twinks to my favorite writer

Everyone headcannons Hanma to be sadistic, and while I can definitely see that based on the way he acts and fights, I personally headcannon him to be a hardcore masochist who just tries to hide it by saying he's a sadist. Like this man doesn't dodge powerful punches and kicks from Mikey or Draken, no, no, he blocks them with his own body instead. His whole thing is always getting back up after tanking heavy hits like a monster. But he also very regularly eggs people on. He taunts and maims people to get them to fight him. He does this, every. Single. Fight.

So how does this translate into the bedroom? Well of course, his lanky ass wants nothing more than to get on your nerves. He wants to see how far he can push you, if he can make you genuinely mad. He wants to be the biggest little shit he possibly can until you have no choice but to punish him for it. And this boy can take a lot. Spanking? No problem. Choking? Yes please. Cbt? Why the hell not? Putting him into a borderline painful full nelson while relentless pounding into his prostate at mach jesus? He'd love every second, even if it renders him damn near bedridden for the next three days. Hell, we've seen how Hanma fights, you could probably beat the shit out of him or try to kill him and he'd pop a stiffy.

I feel like he might have a humiliation kink too. Like- shame this man for being so kinky and mock him for being pathetic. You could call him your little bitch and spit in his mouth and he'd just grin in response. And he's not really the type to break easily either. Even as you have him clutching the sheets, trembling, tears rolling down his cheeks, barely even able to stay conscious, he'd still talk shit and try to aggravate you. That carries into every day couple life too, just in a more minor way. He likes to play pranks on you, poke and prod you both literally and metaphorically. He's also almost definitely smart, I mean- Kisaki hates dumb people, and he hangs out with Hanma. That just means that Hanma will start the dumbest, prettiest arguments, and win purely by technicality. He's a total smartass. Of course, Hanma wouldn't say or do anything to actually hurt you, he's just be annoying and a nusience on purpose because he finds it entertaining to piss people off. It's alright, there's an easy fix. Just fuck hin so dumb he can't talk, so hard that he just passed out in your arms straight after.

Moral of the story, Hanma is a freaky little masochist, and the world's most annoying little asshole (affectionate)

~Neon

(Ajdksj no need to worry! I accept lurkers of all sorts — including lurkers who don't interact at all, and instead silently read my works <3

I do appreciate things like this too though, thank you! I love hearing y'all's thoughts and ideas!)

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THIS is canon, as far as I'm concerned. He's such a painslut, it's not even funny. I definitely agree that Shuji will do his best to annoy you, that's just his favorite past time :P

I recently learned that getting punched in the gut (or just, in general) is a kink/fetish, so I think we can safely assume that Shuji would be into that too. I know that wrestling is also a sexual thing for some people. Just tossing that out there. Pin that tall boy in a painful position and hammer your cock into him, he'll love it!

Forget play fighting, he's the kind of guy who'd want to actually fight you until he's spitting up blood. Rasping a snarky remark even as his knuckles are busted, and his ribs ache from your heavy hits. Just normal couple things~

I also just thought about a "softer" moment: Cuddling with Shuji and pressing on the bruises you left on him. He winces as your thumb presses down on the large purple area on his arm, your other hand combing through his hair. This kind of pain is the kind that makes his whole body tremble, and he easily becomes addicted to it <3

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KOKO‼️

Plus a little bonus Koko x Sanzu

He's so scrungly and sassy and hnnnngnghfgdhxhxhx

Greetings!! Can i ask for a Asmodeus Alice x reader fluff?? thank you^^

greetings wonderful being!! <33 no problem ehehe thank you for requesting~! i actually wrote a short part of this fic but it wasn't saved :( or that mayhaps was just my dream LOLOL anw i cant sleep n its a good time to think of him so lets do this >:) also im assuming this is... romantic?

enchantedly yours

alice x reader (no prns) • 0.4k

romantic; fluff, established relationship au

[ just our pink boyo being so in love with reader , this is so soft i'm so sappy , why are my m!ik fics all short jwbshwj but quality > quantity am i right 😭😋💖 ]

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the name itself is enough to make anyone shiver. heck, even iruma purely won that first fight with him thanks to his dodging skills. but oh, how great would it feel to be loved by the said intimidating person.

you would know. of course, you would.

because snuggling beside you is the flesh himself, the one and only, asmodeus alice. and being in love with alice is easy. he's got the skills, looks, brains, wealth. he's got everything you could only ever dream of in a person. and perhaps this is dreamland in itself. because two months of dating and you still get giddy when your shoulder is the one alice is nuzzling his cheek on. yours. not anyone else.

people have seen how soft he became around iruma. they didn't know he could even take it a step further until he met you.

because to alice too, loving you is easy. sure, he's got much more "capable admirers" or is what others put in his mouth but they all come nothing close to you. they can imitate you all they want but they're never you.

they're not the one giving him some snacks and telling him to rest when he practices too much. they're not the one to brush the hair out of his face with a touch so delicate he flinched the first time you did it. because how could anyone ever treat him that fragile? like love is oozing out of your fingertips itself. and they're definitely not the one to cup his cheeks and say "i love you" when bad things happen and he just feels like disappearing from the world.

those among so many other things, he couldn't just replace you with them because he simply have the ability to. he can't.

he doesn't know how to live life if he's not the one rubbing circles on your hands with his thumbs whenever you need some reassurance. or the one pulling you into a hug so tight it makes him slightly dizzy, the good kind. or the one kissing your cheeks solely because he likes it and it makes you let out a chuckle, and his face would combust into the colour red it's embarassing to even look at you. but he doesn't look away. he never looks away. he needs you to know he loves you just as much, and this alice is a side he's sharing only with you.

because hey, you're not the only one smitten here.

it's 4 am here 😁 *jumps out the window*

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I am fine writing for darker topics like, depression, anxiety, sh, suic*de, trauma, only in a negative light. I will write for these topics as comfort fics, but will absolutely not glorify or romanticize any of them.

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[OC] “Wrath”

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OMG I love your writing sm and I'm so happy I finally caught an event!

Could I pretty please request for jjk and genshin?

red vine #BA494B – I'm definitely not a super romantic type, so anything like a candlelight dinner is out immediately. That said something quiet and comforting like a cat cafe or a library would be ideal, I'm obsessed with that dark academia vibe

blush peach #F2D6CA – I play acoustic guitar, I love reading, I'm obsessed with cows (especially highland- their so cute!), I adore antique stuff or architecture, and I spen a lot of time at my local coffee shops.

No pressure to write this I just thought this event in particular was cool! Wishing you the best!

aaaaaaa helloo!! im sorry for taking so long <//3 I HOPE YOU LIKE IT THO!!

GENSHIN IMPACT

red vine: immediately thought of albedo! the way this man would fold so fast if you told him about a library date!!! he would adore ADORE to be next to you, reading a book quietly or sharing opinions about some pieces, if that makes you comfortable. plus, he seems like a cat guy, so he wouldn't mind at all to go to a cat cafe—as long as he can read a book while petting the cats.

blush peach: i can definitely see kaeya being your secret admirer! i feel like that man would simply melt whenever he sees you in a coffee shop or reading—he watches you from afar too much, someone probably thinks he's a stalker. he would love to hear you talk about your cow facts or hear you play the guitar (maybe the way he confesses is during a duet you two have together?)

JUJUTSU KAISEN

red vine: you can't tell me that doesn't scream fushiguro megumi!!! LIKE A LIBRARY OR A CAT CAFE DATE, QUIET BUT COMFY? that's his dream!! he wouldn't mind just spending quality time with you, no matter if the talk is non existent or you don't talk that much. just by having the same interests as him, and not being as crazy as the people he hangs out with daily, he already loves you.

blush peach: weirdly, i thought about inumaki toge! i just think he would really appreciate your likes and hobbies, since it's something he doesn't hear people talk about often. he would hear you talk about cows any day any time, by the way, inumaki gives off the vibes of someone that would become obsessed with cows too—not only because he wants to impress you, but look. look at him. he looks like he would love to know the most random things ever.

li's matchmaking event

I've been hit with an interesting idea: Imagine honey trap Wakasa. Just look at him: Petite, effeminate, with long hair and prominent eyelashes — put him in dress and heels and he's perfect for luring unsuspecting rich bastards into his bed to get rid of them. Until you become his latest hit. Granted, you knew what he was up to. Yet, you still would roam your hands all around his body, coated in a red backless cocktail dress like a present waiting to be unwrapped, going as far as to spank that pretty butt, earning a long, satisfied moan. The fact that Wakasa just so happened to be both a guy and one of Kanto's most wanted hitmen was simply pleasant bonus. Let's just say that your dick was so good Wakasa completely forgot he was supposed to kill you once you're alone with him, in vulnerable position. Because god damn, you completely turned tables on him, made him your prey instead. Pin Wakasa down in missionary as you put his slender legs on your shoulders, holding his head up so he can see how you pound his little anal hole, or hold him firmly in full nelson as you bully his prostate 'till the pretty boy's cock shots webs of cum. Bonus points if you and Wakasa become enemies with benefits (or maybe not really enemies ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) as a result, because he really can't deny he has become lowkey addicted to your dick. Waka's mind is clouded with how good you are in bed, to the point where he can't even focus on his hitman duties proper. So, once he catches you around again, you two make a compromise — Wakasa always lets you run off free, and in return you fuck his brains out again and again. Sounds like a really good porn-with-plot fanfic tbh.

When you need to tap that ass, even if it kills you. Literally 🥴

Holding Waka's head so that he can watch you destroy his ass though? Mwah! 1000000/10 concept. I will be thinking about that at random times now