NOOOOOO NOT THE BABY 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭

Hes so real for that

Yes

I've asked this question before and been surprised by the results, now I have access to more weirdos it's your problem:

It is the middle of a Sunday afternoon. You have nothing on, and aren't expecting visitors, deliveries or post.

Unexpectedly, there is a knock at the door.

ALSO AS PER (not) POPULAR REQUEST‼️‼️

Two of my Oc’s 🥰🥰🥰🥰

(The one wearing the blue shirt is Eddison, hes some boy failure office worker that accidentally figures out that his brother Maxwell —the one in the red coat — is the serial killer the police are trying to find. Also they both have a pretty toxic relationship. Also their parents are dead because of course they are 😍😍😍)

Pt VIII good omens a spoiler-free trailer

*walks into church, ignoring the gasps of the congregation* *holds mic to a terrified gentleman's face*

Have you ever wondered, what if the flaming sword at the Garden of Eden was insufferably in love with the Serpent?

*doesn't wait for response, shoves mic in shaking lady's face*

What if I told you, your bible studies are incomplete, because they are missing the most important story of all?

*cut to me in front of a white screen, walking seductively toward camera in a suit*

Worry not, for your prayers have been answered. Presenting, Good Omens, a kind-of biblically accurate story by Sir Terry Pratchett and Tumblr's own @neil-gaiman, now a TV show and queerer than ever. All you AO3 slow-burn hoes, we see you. You asked for it, you got it. Childhood friends is so last millennium, we give you instead, six thousand years of mutual pining.

*hard cut to David Tennant, whom I have stuck to a chair with Elmer's glitter glue* *he struggles, in vain*

Starring David Tennant and his signature slutty walk as Crowley, now in a ginger Barbie edition that comes with demonic eyes, every hairstyle and gender you could ever dream of, and instant outfit changes. It really is a miracle!

*camera swivels to focus on Michael Sheen, who is bound in blankets and looking deeply concerned*

Starring Michael Sheen the fae shapeshifter as Aziraphale, the sweetest, most cherubic murderous bitchy angel you've ever seen. Special features include automatic heart-eyes the moment he is faced with Crowley, a charming disregard for casual massacre in the name of God, and the instant outfit changes. Watch him melt your heart before breaking it! Bonus tip: try giving him sushi!

*cut back to the white screen, I am now sitting uncomfortably close to the camera*

Follow Aziraphale and Crowley as they alternatively try to follow and thwart God's ineffable plan, managing to spectacularly fail at both tasks with a consistency that amazes as it befuddles. Featuring alcohol, a bookstore, and metaphorical and literal fire as things get a little... heated in the Bible fandom.

*crossfade to Soho, I walk along the street as the camera follows me*

If that isn't enough to convince you, presenting also, idiot lesbians giving an ancient demon love advice, sexy horsepersons of the apocalypse, an unofficial wedding combined with burning Nazis alive where the most important part is the handing over of a suitcase, and the sexiest MILF witch Agnes Nutter, a literal bombshell.

*cut to disturbing close up of Neil Gaiman's face* *he tries to step away, and is met with my camerapersons*

Watch Neil Gaiman give you hope and shatter it again repeatedly, in a show where the literal apocalypse is only the background to a forbidden idiots who are lovers-to-lovers who are idiots story that is older than Time itself. Armageddon takes a backseat as Crowley serves gender, and if you thought the Antichrist was adorable, wait till you see him in Good Omens, where his evil powers are directed towards being the cutest kid he can possibly be.

*cut back to white screen, I smile ominously while twirling a human bone*

Good Omens, at your nearest Amazon Prime, with free UST, fluff, Queen, and plenty of tears. Don't miss it!

*text rapidly rolls across screen*

[Imagery has been used for representative purposes. No David Tennant, Michael Sheen or Neil Gaiman was harmed in the process of creating this advertisement. Good Omens will have expected side-effects, including unprompted sobbing, a Pavlovian reaction to bandstands, nightingales, holy water and 'the final fifteen', heartache for the foreseeable future, and intense lust for Crowley's elusive gender. Asmi is not responsible for any consequences resulting from the advertised product. Some features have been excluded from the advertisement due to space and time constraints.]

Gun!!!!!

Scout— Scout watch out—

Yayayayayy‼️‼️‼️

Short Story #1!

I posted a poll on here a while ago, and many of you wanted me to post a short story collection!

I have a range of short stories (I’m still working on the poem, because I’m not very good at poems, so when I do post it, please let me know if it was good or not) written and nearly ready to publish.

So, to start off the Collection—which, for the moment, I have decided to name “Corinne’s Collection”—I will release Short Story #1 on Monday the 21st of November (it might be Sunday for some of you)!

I’m not going to reveal the name as of yet, but I will let you know that this story isn’t in any way related to any of my WIPs.

Get ready!

(tagging some people below the cut!)

@mytoastisgone (you might have read this)

@the-ellia-west @illarian-rambling @agirlandherquill @autism-purgatory

@vyuntspakhkite-l-darling @the-golden-comet @phoenixradiant @minamaybe @elsie-writes

@leahnardo-da-veggie @tildeathiwillwrite @the-letterbox-archives

On behalf of the new year (i know im late) i would like to say that although i dont really answer to anything you tag me in (sorry 😭😭 im too scared to idk why 😔) know that i read and see all of them‼️‼️ I LOVE YOU ALL ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

FIRST POST OF 2025 HEAR YE HEAR YE‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣