"Ma'am, Why Is The Former Captain America Wearing Those Colours. Is He Captain Yemen Now?"

Sentinel gives the entire city a mandatory day off to put on his ego event, then not even a day later he triples everyone's shifts to make up for the lost time.

God, this movie is good.

Early advertising for Riders Of Berk:

"Heather could pose a threat to Hiccup and Astrid's relationship."

Race To The Edge:

"Hey, we never said it was Hiccup that Heather was gonna have a thing for."

Po was saying this from the start!

Kung Fu Panda 4 spoilers ahead:

Ok look,

If they’re gonna make Po the Spiritual Leader of the Valley of Peace, can Tigress at least become Grand Master of the Jade Palace? Even if it’s sometime in the future, can we see this happen? She deserves it.

Little girl: (sits crying)

Jinx: It's okay. We'll show them. We'll show them all.

Girl's parents: Hey, get away from our daughter!

Jinx: Oh shit! (snatches the kid up and makes a run for it)

You ever get that feeling when you really want to write more fanfics about a story, movie or pairing, but you loved everybody else's work (even your own past stuff) so much that you're terrified you won't live up to it?

NGL, I'm still kicking myself that I missed out on @starbulaweek back in October (everybody's stuff was so amazing!)

This whole insistence on everything being connected to the Bayverse would be funny, if not for the fact that Lorenzo is actively hurting the movies and the franchise as a whole by following this mindset and using his power as a producer to force these restrictions.

Thanks to him, all future Transformers films now have to be set before 2007 and can't have long-term changes that'll contradict it, and Megatron (who's "supposed" to still be frozen in the Hoover Dam) and most of the other main Decepticons can't appear in major roles in the live action ones. Everybody else working on these movies wants to use those characters and go all in on moving the franchise forward with the clean slate and the goodwill that Bumblebee gave them, but they can't do that, and it's solely because Lorenzo won't allow them to.

Keep in mind, The Last Knight full on underperformed, and any future sequels in that continuity were straight up cancelled specifically in favour of continuing a new story arc with Bumblebee (which was originally meant to be a standalone prequel). Meaning the Bayverse is already effectively dead, and Lorenzo is now hindering future films to (kind of) follow its continuity for literally no reason.

Lorenzo di Bonaventura desperately claiming every Transformers movie after The Last Knight is canon to the Bay movies

(Bumblebee shows him and the other differently-designed Autobots first arriving on Earth in the 80s)

Lorenzo: It's just a little G1-esque, it's still good, it's still good!

(Transformers: Rise of the Beasts shows Unicron invading Earth in the 90s rather than being the Earth itself)

Lorenzo: It's just a little retconned, it's still good, it's still good!

(Transformers One takes place on a different-looking Cybertron with entirely new actors and character designs)

Lorenzo: It's just a little animated, it's still good, it's still good!

Fans: It's rebooted.

Lorenzo: I know.

Little Tigress: My big bro's in a bad mood today. Don't know what it's about, but he seems real mad and he doesn't wanna play with me. Ooh, I should go get him some of those flowers he likes from the fields, that'll cheer him right up!

*comes back to find Tai Lung knocked out, Shifu crippled and the whole village burning*

Kung Fu Panda 2 is a movie I'm rarely able to sit through without crying anyway, but seeing Oogway's spirit sitting on the Dreamworks moon already makes me feel all kinds of emotions before the damn film's even started.

This might actually be the most intense line read of Matthew McConaughey's entire career, and it's in the kids' movie where he plays a damn koala.

Just wanna appreciate this voice acting

Yeah, I think I'm still bitter about this…