A Very Stupid English Teacher: The Widow Wore A Black Dress To The Funeral Because A Black Dress Symbolizes

realizing ive been here since i was 15-16

What even is a manga?

educational literature

me: sad because I’m not productive

me: not productive because I’m sad

i know the “ok tumblr children please here are the rules to twitter and please behave” posts are so patronizing and dumb but some of you NEED to know that your likes are public

Y’all

So like, I bought this as a joke (and because it was surprisingly cheap), and totally expected it to just suck. But a nice conversation piece/excuse to never invite my parents over.

But oh, oh I was wrong.

This is the most goddamn incredible mousepad I have ever used. The wrist support, the firmness of the padding, the soft texture, the resistance and responsiveness of the mouse - it’s all perfect.

It is so much better than my one at work, and I am goddamn livid about that. I would totally swap them out, but it’s a fucking booby mousepad so I can’t.

So now I’m tortured by this ludicrously good mousepad on the computer I barely ever use, while I’m stuck using a shitty plastic mousepad for 8 hours a day at work.

The thing that really gets me about this whole thing is they want children to use this website? I mean obviously it’s more like 13-18 they want and not 4 year olds but like

Have you seen this place?

Porn is the least of your worries when it comes to exposing bizarre shit to kids on this site. You’ve got the political spectrum which ranges from “the act of being male is a form of bigotry” to “anyone who isn’t white is not human” and then you’ve got bone stealing witches

There’s fucking

Witches

Stealing human bones

For magic

hopeless romantic with trust issues and a sex drive out the roof

this entire website could be deleted right this second and i still wouldn’t move to twitter sorry

Merry Christmas!!!