All Of The Knights: Can You Come Collect Your Freak Of A Man Please. He’s Doing Things.

"if you love what you do, you’ll never work a day in your life" except i do love writing, and yet every time i open my document, i feel like a victorian child being sent to the coal mines, so where’s the lie.

*the knights and merlin travelling the outskirts of Camelot’s forests*

Elyan: Do you guys see these weird markings on the tree?

Percival: Yeah, I’ve seen a few of them a few yards back.

Leon: And you didn’t tell anyone? That could be marks of enemies!

Gwaine: They are. Bandits leave behind signs when they leave an area for other bandits. Or just to remind themselves when they come back.

Lancelot: Do you know what these say? We didn’t had bandits in a while.

Gwaine: I am not sure. If I read this correctly it means “no good looting” and “beware of harmless looking guy picking herbs”.

Merlin: *cold sweat*

Arthur: *laughs* Be careful everyone! Merlin might tear us apart limb by limb!

Merlin: *eyes glow*

Arthur: *branch almost falls on him, spooking his horse*

Lancelot: 👀

Merlin: 🤷🏻‍♂️

I just watched this movie, amazing!

what's wrong? lives flashing before your eyes?

Arthur: i had a thought-

Merlin: i'm so proud of you!

Arthur:... i was thinking of promoting you. But you seem a bit to immature to handle being court sorcerer

Merlin: wait no-

Me: hi Friend: Me: how are you? Friend: Me: listen here you little shit

I am delirious is 4am

Where the fish at

“Eagle on Ice” ~ Photography by James Geddes

Arthur: does something stupid with a sword that did not fix the problem

Merlin: godammit and I wanted a peaceful afternoon

Arthur: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way.

Merlin: That’s because I deal with the ones that don’t involve swords.

the king has a large problem. The hero that was summoned thinks slavery is "a bad thing" and women "should have rights"