this one time I ran a red light on mistake and I didn’t notice it was red until it was too late so I just ran the light screeching like an angry pterodactyl the entire time
a cop was at the intersection so he pulled me over and when he came up to my window he was wheezing cause he was laughing so hard and he said
“ok so i know you ran a red light and that’s really bad and you should never do it again but i’m not gonna give you a ticket cause that was the funniest thing i’ve ever seen and my partner can’t get out of the car cause he’s laughing so hard he’s about to pee himself”
i forgot that i’d had my window open when i ran the red light and the cop told me that all he heard from my car was this really high-pitched “screeeeeeeeeeEEEEEEEAAAHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”
and that’s how i got out of getting a ticket for running a red light
Ok I need to try something real quick
Reblog this if you think David Bowie is in any way attractive or good-looking, I need to prove a point
So I was sitting aroung thinking about how Dean is Rapunzel & how Sam is Cinderella, but I was like what is Cas? Then I realized that Cas would be Ariel, the little mermaid. Think about it, Ariel wants to be around humans, So does Cas. She fell in love with a human, so did Cas. And both of their fathers are gods.
I casually went to photoshop this discovery and then I died laughing because I ended up making this
Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.
“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”
SNL Weekend Update: May 18th 2019, Leslie Jones on the new abortion laws
Master post of my hp comics
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May your autumn be cozy, refreshing, and full of love.
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