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This is a fairy tale and I love it.

Actually forget every other post about “primal” feelings and actions, the most connected to my early hominid ancestors i have ever felt in my LIFE is when slowly following an increasingly panicked sheep. I believe that slowly following ungulates is the most primally human activity in existence

make this cool lemon the new meme 

The orbit of Jupiter protects the Earth from asteroids.

A text I never expected to receive from my mother

It’s bad news when you combine them with Bastards like me who look at notable Asshat Otto Von Bizzmarck and decides he’s Biz for short and deserves a story. 

bitches be like "i'm so mentally ill about this man" and the man is german chancellor and noted conservative asshat otto von bismarck. it's me, i'm bitches.

France’s Ego

I love it when this fandom gives characters ego’s, but I’ve been sort of disappointed with France’s one. Everyone always talks about how egotistical he is about is looks, or raising other countries, or maybe the wars. But what I want to see it France being a little gremlin. Because fun fact, France was the first European country to re-build and re-plan their cities in the wake of urbanization. France literally rebuilt Paris from eh ground up to add larger streets, rows of trees, public parks, and boulevards. 

So I want to see France hold it over Englands head that during the second industrial revolution, that even while England was revolutionizing germ theory, France started the trend of re-planning cities to accolade more people, and that the rest of Europe followed France’s lead. 

I want France to talk to Italy about architecture near England to just rub it in his face that he didn’t think of re-planning the cities first, I just France to have a legitimate win that he can be egotistical about, something he did that bettered the world. Yeah he’s pretty, yeah he was on the winning side of both world wars, but he also esstainly started the trend of not living in overcrowded cities. 

España IX, 2021

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