Thunderbolts* Was So Awesome. We Watched Yelena Belova Blow Up A Building In The First Like Ten Minutes.

I can’t talk to people who are normal about marvel, they’ll say shit like “I think Steve’s ending was sweet and I loved it” and now I have to find a way to tell them I actually think he had homosexual relations with his best friend

listen i cannot express how much i Do Not Go Here but my partner does and i feel deeply compelled to say: this is a grade-A dyke. this is the heartthrob of any major 90s boyband. this is a lesbian who shows your girlfriend what she's missing out on by being with you. absolute loverboy who finds an obscene amount of joy in carrying a girl's bags. what i'm saying is that if ANYONE tries to claim this slick-haired CHAIN-NECKLACE-WEARING FIRST-ATTEMPT BUTCH (?) is anything even REMOTELY straight and cisgender you will know that our lesbian culture and aesthetics are finally and fully being coopted. because this is a HOMOSEXUAL. she is deliberately trying to attract WOMEN with this look. and if we can LIE about this as a society what won't we lie about. this will be the beginning of the end. disney will try and call her their first gender-nonconforming cis straight character as if it's groundbreaking.

she also punches terfs. thank you

I’m actually going crazy bc how’d Twitter manage to dox Bucky Barnes😭😭

THIS ART STYLE IS SO COOL

if 2024 sam wilson met 2014 sam wilson i fear it would be one of the funniest things ever

2024 sam: “so yeah, we help save the world and overcome many challenges as well as become captain america and go on to inspire millions despite the odds. also steve is lowkey dead and nat sacrificed herself”

2014 sam:

2014 sam: and the guy who ripped out the steering wheel on the highway?

2024 sam: congress

Not into men but I tweak out every time I see Bucky Barnes the way straight men do when they see their favorite sports player

I know sambucky is never going to be canon but I hope they have the uncle who brings his "roommate" to every family function vibe going on forever

thunderbolts spoilers btw!!

I also talk about self harm so just be cautious of that as well

I hope I did the expand thing right but idc what anyone says I’m interpreting that one scene in thunderbolts as a allegory/metaphor for self harm. it’s kinda wild that marvel was ballsy enough to do that but they actually depicted the general vibe and emotions that come with it surprisingly well for a superhero movie and it was really cool to see. I’m normally not this serious but it was something that was really sweet to see and it and sweet to see how the whole team was there for him idk it was comforting

Bucky isn’t dying in thunderbolts* I fear this is the best news I could’ve possibly recieved