I’m Actually So Excited For The Thunderbolts Movie That I’m Shaking. I’m Vibrating. I’m Moving.

happy thunderbolts release week to all who are celebrating <3

Am I the only one who was panicking so hard about the fact that Sam and Bucky were in new movies SEPERATE from each other with no hints of crossing over? Am I the only one who was worried we were getting a divorce arc after the domestic bliss we received at the end of Falcon and the Winter Soldier?

The way sighed (screamed) in relief when I saw Sam and Bucky in Brave New World and they were still best friends (lovers).

I am so glad Marvel are actually giving me content on my newest and biggest ship in the Marvel universe

IF WE LEARN HOW TO LIVE LIKE THIS / MAYBE WE CAN LEARN HOW TO START AGAIN

disco elysium, i saw the tv glow, blessed are the mosquitos by diedrick brackens, i saw the tv glow, drunk drivers / killer whales by car seat headrest, vewn, dirtghoul, 8-bitfiction, venuscentipede, handbitten & cosmic hero by car seat headrest, gethsemane by car seat headrest, i saw the tv glow, iwishidstayedtoo

after anthony has said ‘there’s so much negativity around this.’ & ‘i don’t want to be marvel’s first bad movie’ & ‘i have been overlooked so many times in my past’ mcu still chose to disrespect him, i’ll kill someone

if u got depression u know the amount of effort it took for him to do those dishes

“I’m a hufflepuff”

“Naw BITCH you work at staples”

I have awoken more to watch SNL

No one: ...

Sam Wilson's office:

letting sethfon consume my life is actually humiliating wdym a decade old joke is all I can think about💔 wdym I’m genuinely invested in a relationship that was made as a bit💔

MCU Pinterest is a different breed

moments in bottoms (2023) that have permanently altered my brain chemistry in no specific order

"omg ive always wanted one of these" *holds up a normal grey hoodie*

hazel's "why would you lie to me :(("

when complicated by avril lavigne started playing and we got a scene of josie walking broodily and sad while kicking a can on the ground

"so maybe ill buy a gun" "noOo"

"im gonna fuck up some football players and im buying a gun"

"YESSSSS YESSSSSS QUEENSSS SLAAAAYYY YESSS"

"is it because i said amelia earhart was a fake hero?"

when pj basically attacked hazel with her tongue

that kiss also being like the best kiss ive seen on tv in the last 10 years like unironically im so serious

josie and isobel making out covered in blood

the guy who wanted to blow the school up and literally wrote "BLOW UP SCHOOL" in his diary

"i know you're a black republican but you're the smartest among us"

"im not (gay). i just like gay porn"

hazels mom sleeping with jeff

"i FUCKED your mom" when the mom joke is actually real but also it makes your gf break up with you

hazel

just hazel she's so pretty pls give me a chance

that whole final fight scene

the football team that would kill a player every 20 years and was going to kill jeff by putting pineapple juice, to which he is deadly allergic, in the sprinklers???????????????????

"yes hazel, let's do terrorism"

*does the terrorism*

TWICE

again the guy that wanted to blow up the school who went THAT WAS MY THING after the tree blew up. he was holding a bomb button thingy. where was the bomb. what. let's go back to that for a second. hello. where was the bomb

horny freak #1 horny freak #2