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Can we all just openly admit that we’re secretly cheering on the uhc ceo assassin and hoping he never gets caught?

Stop pussyfooting around. The man took out a prolific serial killer that was simply protected by enough company layers to manage to legally absolve his individual responsibility.

I don’t give a fuck about his blood money kids or wife. They knew what he did for a living.

If you think this is me condoning violence, get a grip and clutch your pearls elsewhere.

Assumption: you don’t like pineapple on pizza

three hours soul-dead into my shift; i would’ve swallowed plaster if it meant i could leave. droning phones—sales script, etc. etc. (who here hasn’t been dehumanized by minimum wage?) my manager came in to send us all home. we’re closing early today because of the coup. the coup? the fucking coup? what fucking coup? born-again-nazis-illusioned-for-justice climbing the walls, apparently. brought ladders and guns, apparently. to washington, apparently. sir, we live in canada?? doesn’t really matter. we close (no, we’re not getting compensated, but it doesn’t really matter because see aforementioned statement re: plaster). at home (thrilled and confused) i find my sister cutting fresh pineapple on the laminate countertop, and take a big bowl as a reward for not eating plaster. i sit on the rug. i prop up my laptop and watch the news from five thousand kilometers away. the president tells his thugs that they’re “special people”. fun times. fun times. around then, swallowing (something i have historically been very good at) becomes as insurmountable as the american capitol building (a-fucking-pparently). pineapple is my forbidden fruit—because that was the day i finally realized i was allergic to pineapple :(

The fact that the assumed UHC shooter's last name is Mangione, Italian for "eats a lot", is personally hilarious. For years we've been saying we should eat the rich and then some dude named Big Eats went and fuckin did it.

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

PT. 17 Gotham Twitter AU

A month (four days) without uploading and he comes back with a tag (new post).

Sorry yall, my noggin ran out of funny haha juice, so I needed 3-4 business days to refill it.

Posts may be coming in slower from now on, but don't worry I don't plan on stopping anytime soon.

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