"bUt HE HAd A FAmILY"

fuck it, reblog to give the person you rb'ed this from a freshly baked buttery croissant.

i need to cut my hair

you know what's funny about the all the supportive internet commentary re: the murdered health insurance exec? it's weirdly reminiscent of that scene in A Christmas Carol where the ghost of Christmas future shows Scrooge all those people who are bad-mouthing him after his death

like...bizarrely reminiscent

I love this so much.

RICH ASSHOLES :The CEO of UHC was callously gunned down in cold blood this morning in Manhatten. The 50 year old victim was a loving husband and father. We offer the family of the victim our deepest condolences...

EVERYONE ELSE : CEO Down! 🥳 Pop off another one little killer baby! We rooting for you! Witch side of Tumblr already casting protection spells for you.

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that's how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

Look, if you're having a bad day, here's a 6,000 year old pig-shaped pottery pot.

We have always existed, and we always will.

Project 2025 ain't gonna roll out all at once. So what we're gonna wanna do is make passing each individual part of it as difficult as possible, so there's less to undo once we finally get this country back on the rails.