Happy 29th Birthday To This Gay Idiot

date idea: we play she wants revenge in the background while i kiss & admire ur body while my 5-foot-tall ass sits on ur lap and i strip u to kiss more of u shortly before i use all my toys on u & i tell u how good u r & i mercilessly take ur virginity & i hold eye contact everytime u cum

FEMA is doing an emergency alert test on all TVs, radios, and cell phones on October 4, 2023, at approximately 2:20pm ET.

If you live in the US and you have a phone you need to keep secret for any reason, make sure that it is turned off at this time.

Yes, I'm doing this months in advance, and yes, my blog has very little reach, but I figure better to post about it more than less.

Please reblog and add better tags than mine, I'm bad at tags.

are people really having sex?

like actually

are we sure people are really doing that

Folks have got to understand that they probably aren't messed up by some Secret Big Trauma that they just can't remember; but rather by a million tiny microtraumas that they do mostly remember but don't even register as traumatic because nobody actually understood that these things would cause trauma, much less stack on each other over the years.

gir myspace icons :3

living for the feeling of his stomach against my back when he breathes in while we spoon

Cecil? I have to go. Be patient with me. We have our phones. We have our voices, and you have the best voice of them all.

or, the lines from wtnv that truly messed me up

tis the season to remember Medjed aka The Smiter, an invisible egyptian deity with laser eyes and nonbinary swagger:

rotating them gently in my mind as they do a spiffy little dance number