Random Valorant Headcanons Part Iv, Except I Don't Have Any Excuses This Time Smile Y'all You're Witnessing

everyone's been suckered into a chess match with cypher at one point. none of them win on the first go, and few stick around long enough to net any wins.

between knitting projects, omen is usually game for a round or two; viper sometimes drops by to challenge him when lab reports and performance reports start to swim in her vision. and now fade, who will swipe pieces off the board if he looks away- it adds a new dimension to the game, at least?

Trying to free myself from heavy art block with my favorite archer boy

What if all the agents started trying to pronounce chambers name the way he says it with a french accent to annoy him,, so for almost an entire week everyone just goes "chambeur"

Meanwhile he's trying very hard not to snap

no corpses?

just dropped a 30 bomb in a comp match for the first time since god-knows-when and holy shit i forgot how good it felt

Headcanon number 724898

Cypher frequently asks Breach to bring chocolate from his homecountry when he visits there and Breach doesn’t initially like to entertain the man but with enough money given to him he buys him a couple of famous and delicious chocolate bars

But Cypher is KNOWN to hate chocolate, no matter the flavor its too sweet for his tastes, then why does he order chocolate all the way from Sweden? because one little engineer just LOVES it

Whenever Killjoy is in the mood for talking or complaining or just tinkering her gadgets outside of her lab (which is still the superior lab, with a 3d printer, she insists when compared to Cyphers tinyass room) she just passes by Cyphers lab. And he knows if she is around esp at a late hour she will stay there for a looooong time

So when they are either working or talking, he brings out the chocolate bar(s) with a glass of milk ,from his minifridge under the table, for her and brings a cup of tea for himself. She just digs that, late night snacks because who cares about calories, Sweden choco might not be as delicious as Belgium or Swedish ones but hey she likes it either way and Cypher truly enjoys her company while drinking his tea and listening to her

LEAVE!!!!!!

golden boi going unhinged twirls hair

thinking about yoru waking up in the morning and sending a gatecrash towards the kitchen from his room

and then sprinting to the bathrooms and brushing his teeth like, really fast. super fast. changing out of pyjamas at lightspeed.

all so he can immediately pop from the bathroom to the kitchen for breakfast without delay

me about relationships

like jett

third wheel jett...