Why does every drawing of Jesus being crucified make him so hairless and smooth like an oiled seal. Are you telling me he had time to shave his pussy before he got sentenced to death ? No fucking way . I know Judas went down on him au naturel the night before he got him arrested
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Cameron Monaghan attends the premiere of Columbia Pictures’ ‘Spider-Man: Homecoming’ at TCL Chinese Theatre on June 28, 2017 in Hollywood, California. (Photo by Alberto E. Rodriguez/Getty Images)
One of the best thing in Sinners (2025) was how much the movie loved talking about eating pussy.
why not....
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breathe. you’ve made it so far this year. you’ve gotten through so many things that you thought you wouldn’t, and you’ll continue to get though this, whatever it is. i know you can. i believe in you, and i’m so, so proud of you. i know it probably seems impossible, but it’s going to be ok. it’s going to be ok.
breathe in, breath out. and just keep breathing. we’re gonna get there.
The Mask (1994) dir. Chuck Russell
A quick summary of Avengers: Endgame
Making the apocalypse fun since 2296! Fallout gag reel
Be brave. Be yourself. Never change. Never learn. Never take any criticism. Die Alone. Go to heaven. Don’t let God tell you shit.