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in lieu of a midroll ad i will preform the duty of a wiki that outsiders smp doesnt have

acho - he/they - streams at [ggAcho] on twitch and does not have permanently saved vods yet, currently all of their streams are in “past broadcast“ limbo on their twitch

apokuna - he/they - streams at [apokuna] on twitch and doesn’t have permanently saved vods, same as acho but some vods Have been lost

bekyamon - she/her - streams at [bekyamon] on twitch and doesnt have permanently saved vods i believe but do have edited 20ish minute episodes on youtube [bekyamon]

graecie - she/her - streams at [graecie] on twitch and has saved vods on [GraecieVods] and also has edited episodes at [graecie] on youtube

gutsluvr - they/them - streams at [gutsluvr] on twitch and does not have permanently saved vods as far as i can find

justayngel - she/her - streams at [justayngel] on twitch and has no saved vods

krowfang - he/it - streams at [krowfang] on twitch and has no permanently saved vods, we are suffering

kyle - he/him - streams at [kyleeff] on twitch and has no saved vods

magic - she/her - streams at [magicsings] on twitch and has no permanently saved vods

mohwee - he/him??? he’s the first one ive not found a pronoun check for??? - streams at [mohweelive] on twitch and has no permanently saved vods

oeca - he/him - streams at [oeca] on twitch and has no permanently saved vods

ori - he/they - streams at [orilovestea] on twitch and has vods at [ori vods] on youtube but theres only two of them and neither are outsiders PLEASE

owen - he/him - streams at [owengejuicetv] on twitch and has vods ALSO on twitch saved in highlights a la philza BUT he’s also got edited episodes at [owengejuicetv] on youtube

rasbi - she/her - streams at [rasbi] on twitch and has vods at [rasbi vods] on youtube but theres only two of them, this time both outsiders

red - he/him???? another one without pronoun check! - streams at [reddoons] on twitch and has no permanently saved vods but has some edited episodes at [reddoons] on youtube

sillvia - genderfluid they/them -  streams at [sillviatv] on twitch and has vods at [sillvia vods] on youtube

soup - she/her - streams at [soupforeloise] on twitch and has no permanently saved vods but does have two edited episodes at [soupforeloise] on youtube

spidey - she/her - streams at [spideyarmy] on twitch and has no permanently saved vods, does have two edited episodes at [spideyarmy] on youtube

squidney - she/her - streams at [squidney80] on twitch and has vods at [squidney80vods] on youtube, as well as some edited episodes at [squidney80] on youtube

tldr: perishable vods acho, apo, guts, ayngel, krow, kyle, magic, mohwee, oeca, ori

conserved content bek*, graecie, owen, rasbi**, red*, sillvia, soup*, spidey*, squidney

* edited episodes that i dont how how up to date they are ** very minimal vods

EDIT: graecie vods located thanks to @taco-theblob!

Outsiders smp, but it's a modern au where they all work at a supermall

[ WIP ] Empires, but it’s Pokemon

Had this AU stewing for quite a while!! I have many thoughts, but I don’t know what to do with them entirely.

But! I do have these pokemon teams!! Most of them, anyway. I may be able to make an entire region, but I sadly cannot make an entire dex of mons. I believe there’s a tumblr up for that regional making. I also could not do or at least list the whole teams for everyone on the bottom end, since their vibes are hard to match ( Well, Lizzie and Jimmy are easy, but I’m not listing them yet?? ) so if you want to suggest some mons for them, please do!!

Now.. Welcome to the Imperia Region!

Shrub Berry - Poison - Undergrove Town - Gym Leader - Spirit Spore Badge

Foongus | Gloom

Shrub - Out of the gym

Amoonguss | Vileploom | Lycanroc Mid-day | Trevenant | Breloom | Decidueye

Shrub - Nonbattle

Packs of lycanroc

F(ornux)whip Phragmite - Dark - City Grimlands - Gym Leader - Deep Stone Badge

Galarian Zigzagoon | Umbreon | Morgrem

Fwhip - Out of the gym

Heatmor | Umbreon | Obstagoon | Grimmsnarl | Gigalith | Pangoro

Fwhip - Nonbattle

Hydreigon ( w/ Gem, Sausage, and Pearl )

Gem(ini) Phragmite - Psychic - Crystal Village - Gym Leader - Amity/Amethyst Jewel Badge

Lunatone | Espeon | Hattrem

Gem - Out of the gym

Mismagius | Espeon | Sableye | Hatterene | Malamar | Galarian Rapidash

Gem - Nonbattle

Hydreigon ( w/ Fwhip, Sausage, and Pearl )

Meowstic ( Gandalf ? )

Scott Major Whittaker - Rivendell City - Gym leader - Cold Gold Badge

Aurorus | Alolan Ninetails | Frosmoth | Glaceon

Scott - Out of the gym

Sawsbuck | Aurorus | Alolan Ninetails | Dubwool | Altaria | Glaceon

Katherine Elizabeth Clary - Fairy - The Overgrown Town - Gym Leader - Spring Bloom Badge

Florges | Rhibombee | Whimscott | Gardevoir

Katherine - Out of the gym

Roserade | Rhibombee | Florges | Gardevoir | Ampheros | Audino

Katherine - Nonbattle

Whimscott

Blissey

Pearl Mays-Fermier - Fire ( Let’s be fair she WOULD fool everyone as a grass gym ) - Helianthia Town - Gym Leader - Gilded Basket Badge

Larvesta | Ninetails | Fletchinder | Flareon

Pearl - Out of the gym

Leafeon | Volcarona | Gogoat | Ninetails | Appletun | Raichu

Pearl - Nonbattle

Fletchinder | Sunflora

Hydreigon ( w/ Gem, Sausage, and Fwhip )

Arcanine ( Bingo )

Pix Riffs - Ground - Pixan Dria - Gym Leader - Copper Dunes Badge

Claydol | Golurk | Excadrill | Flygon

Pix - Out of the gym

Claydol | Golurk | Copperajah | Chandelure | Flygon | Girafarig

Pix - Nonbattle

Excadrill

Jimmy Seymour - Cod Town/Docks - 

Lizzie Seymour - Water - Empire Reefs - Explorer/Researcher/Gymleader - Blessed Ocean Badge

Joey Graceffa - The Lost Jungle - Explorer/Researcher/Professor

Joel - Mezalea - Town Curator

Sausage - Steel - Professor

Shares the Hydreigon <33

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Horizon to Horizon AU Masterpost!

(And some Saints of Eyes and Ears AU too!)

*this is a work in progress, updates will occur sporadically as I find motivation in drawers and under my bed*

A guide to my fantasy worldbuilding alternate universe built around the Hermitcraft, Empires, Evolution, and Life Series SMPs.

Questions are always welcome, and my ask box is open!

The elevator pitch:

The sun rises, and the moon rises, and the sun sets, and the moon sets, all between the Four Horizons of the world. One to each cardinal direction, and each with it’s own continent: Equinox to the North, Solstice to the south. Sunrise to the East, Sunset to the West. Civilizations rule the Land of the Sunrise, the Birthplace of Day and Night. Empires rule the Land of the Sunset, the Resting Place of Day and Night. Hermits and Emperors make peace and war, trade and explore, live and die and make merry in this First Dimension. The Second, the Nether Below, and the Third, the End Above, are lands of danger ripe for discovery. The lands to the north and south, however… who knows what’s over there, leagues past the vanishing point of plain sight?

More in-depth stuff below the cut! Fair warning, ‘tis very long.

What is the Horizon to Horizon AU?

The Horizon to Horizon AU, or more simply Horizons AU, is an alternate universe fusion containing the characters within the Hermitcraft SMP, Empires SMP, and Evolution, or Evo SMP. It is a high-to-mid fantasy setting, with some sci-fi elements when it comes to redstone.

Fics set in this au, in-universe chronological order:

- Among the mountains of everlong, a story about the Stronghold War (3,451 words, unfinished, on hiatus)

- Cracking like a dry branch in a westward wind, a story about newcomers and old debts (24,980 words, finished!)

- A kindling, of sorts, fluff and banter and all that jazz (3,423 words, unfinished)

- Legend has it that the moss grows on the north side of the trees, or, 2023 Hermittober Chapters, a story about crime and conspiracy (12,875 words, finished but I haven’t uploaded them all yet)

- Give me back my heart, you wingless thing, a story about prophecies and past tragedies (25,025 words, unfinished, a good ways along, currently working on this one)

- We’ll sing a song of days gone by, a story about the forgotten history that ties Horizons to the Saints of Eyes and Ears (unpublished, hammering it out in private at the moment)

Who’s who in this universe?

Between the Horizons, there are two major groups: the Hermits of the Sunrise, and the Emperors of the Sunset. This AU was made during Season 9 of Hermitcraft and Season 2 of Empires, and more specifically was born from a question that came into my mind during the crossover event: What would happen if the Hermits were tasked with ruling nations, like Emperors?

The emperors are pretty much doing the same thing they usually do: ruling empires. But the hermits are split into two main camps: those active in the crossover, who I arbitrarily chose to rule their own civilizations (as having a civilization for each hermit would be… some nonsense), and those not active in the crossover, who live among the civilizations, but do not rule. A full list of Hermits and who they are in alphabetical order follows:

- BdoubleO: The Lord Bee Double Oh of the Moss Throne, moss-faerie, ruler of Livingstone

- cubfan135: The Sovereign Cub Fan Voidstars of the Red Rock Crown, half-vex infected with sculk, ruler of Climbing Spires

- Docm77: The King Doc Mk-77 of the Deepfang Crown, goat-folk-faerie, ruler of The Maw

- ethoslab: Wanderer and freelance redstone technomancer, ambiguous canine-folk

- FalseSymmetry: The Lady False Symmetry of the Darkwood Throne, human(?), ruler of Umbra

- GeminiTay: The Queen Gemini Taylor of the Crown of Needles, deer-faerie, ruler of Evergreen

- Grian: The Sitter Grian Sunset of the Dusk Throne, parrot-folk, ruler of Sunset Coast

- hypnotizd: Mercenary and eyes-for-hire, bat-folk

- impulseSV: The Emperor Impulse Esvee of the Emerald Throne, cat-folk, ruler of The Labyrinth

- iskall85: The Vice-Mayor Iskall Eighty Five, wolf-folk, second-in-command of Iceberg Metropolis

- iJevin: The Crown Prince Eye Jevin of the Clearwater Crown, thinking slime, ruler of The Watering Hole

- joehills: The Administrator Joe Hills of the Other Throne, just a guy, ruler of Elsewhere

- Keralis: The Mayor Keralis of the Blue Ice Crown, wolf-folk, ruler of Iceberg Metropolis

- MumboJumbo: Chief Engineer and Technomancer of Technicolor City, plant-faerie

- PearlescentMoon: The High Priestess of the Throne of Histories, llama-folk, ruler of Great Acacia

- rendog: The King Ren Dog of the Crown of Vines, wolf-folk, ruler of The Tangle

- Skizzleman: Official cross-ocean diplomat between the Hermit Civilizations and the Empires of the Sunset, parrot-folk

- Stressmonster: Wandering trader of information from the little creatures of the world, butterfly-fae

- TangoTek: The King Tango Tek of the Basalt Throne, third-blaze-third-stray-third-human, ruler of The Neverglades

- VintageBeef: Just your local neighborhood innkeeper, tavern-keeper, and quest giver, cow-folk

- Welsknight: Trusted knight and right hand man to Bee Double, human

- xisumavoid: The Commander X of the Dragon Crown, living void?, ruler of The Dragon’s Spine

- Zedaph: Freelance wandering inventor and mad scientist, half-sheep-half-chicken-folk

- ZombieCleo: The Duchess Cleo of the Everfrost Throne, zombie, ruler of Permafrost Springs

And the Emperors of the Sunset, too:

- fwhip: The Duke Fwhip of the Icicle Throne, polar-bear-folk, ruler of Glacier Way

- Jimmy Solidarity: The Trailblazer Jimmy of the Throne of Dust, horse-folk, ruler of Frontier

- Joey Graceffa: The Lord Protector of the Petal Crown, sniffer-folk, ruler of Paradise Mountain

- Katherine Elizabeth: The Maiden Queen Katherine Elizabeth of the Powder Snow Throne, human, ruler of Skytouch

- LDShadowLady: The Lady-Defender Lizzie Shadow-Lady of the Glowing Crown, firefly-faerie, ruler of The Waterways

- MythicalSausage: The Guardian-Emperor Mythical Sausage of the Underthrone, human, ruler of The Thicket

- Pixlriffs: The Emperor Pixl Rifra of the Verdant Crown, parrot-folk, ruler of The Emerald Lands

- Scott Smajor: The Emperor Scott S. Major of the Gilded Crown, half-husk, ruler of Solis

- SmallishBeans: The King Joel S. Beans of the Ivory Crown, goat-folk, ruler of Undermoon (an Emperor in this AU)

- Shubble: The Great Librarían Shubble Shade-Stander of the Copper Throne, fox-folk, ruler of Great Aurora

- TheOrionSound: The Marcher-Lord Oli Sounder of the Crown of Grasses, llama-folk, ruler of Cross-Country

Also kicking around are the members of the Evolution SMP, who are not hermits or emperors, most of whose characters are not entirely fleshed out as of writing. Their descriptions will be updated later, and all are parrot-folk:

- MiniMuka, technomancer

- InTheLittleWood, diplomat and brother to Grian

- Nettyplays

- bigbst4

- SalemsLady, Sensor Systems Operator

- Tomohawk

- systemzee

- Taurtis/Joeyish, Shrieker Systems Operator

And what is the Saints of Eyes and Ears AU?

The Saints of Eyes and Ears AU is… sort of its own thing, and sort of a part of Horizons. It is a retelling of the events of the Life Series SMP through a semi-historical, semi-legendary lens as the cosmology/history of a religion known as Livolutionism. It is mostly based on the history-legends of Christianity, more specifically Catholicism, as that religion is the one I am most familiar with.

The elevator pitch:

In the time before time, when the world was small and the gods were close, an endless line of descendants of descendants lived and died under a sky full of eyes. Saints and sinners, lovers and enemies, bitter rivals and soulbound comrades have lived a thousand lives beneath the watchful gaze of the angels above, and demons below. But what an angel or devil is up to interpretation, as are their opaque intentions.

This will probably get its own post later down the line.

Okay, what are those legends?

The events of the various installments of the life series are collected into various books, which are self-contained tales that each follow a specific Saint, the winner of that particular installment, and the world and people that grow and flourish and crumble and die around them. The books and their Saints are as follows:

- The Book of Thirds, surrounding the life of the Saint Grian of the Desert Sun and the Red Winter War

- The Book of Lasts, surrounding the life of the Saint Scott of the Endless Stars and the Trickery of the Boogymen

- The Book of Doubles, surrounding the life of the Saint Pearl of the Shadowed Moon and the Bonds of the Soulmates

- The Book of Limits, surrounding the life of the Saint Martyn of the Stained Mars and the Chaos of the Clock

- The Book of Secrets, surrounding the life of the Saint Scar of the Blooming Earth and the Keeper’s Whispered Words

- The Real Book, a disputed scripture, surrounding the life of the Saint Cleo of the Fading Comet and the Repeating Lives

- The Book of Cards, surrounding the life of Saint Joel of the Turning Wheel and the Luck of the Draw

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