Mxphxsto - • Neeks •

Lmfao, just keep the littluns on LEASHES (keep one on Jack while you're at it)

ralph was a leash kid

that’s his vibe

I thought these were fun so I decided to make my own :)

(fyi I only mentioned the creepypastas I know and I'm familiar with so don't come at me)

Dazai: I can explain.

Kunikida: Can you?

Dazai: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

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(this is a sign to watch bungo stray dogs if u haven't yet ;))

Y'all have wild group chats fr

LOTF Characters as quotes from my group chat:

Ralph: “What if the ghosts are emotionally fragile? What then?”

Simon: “The best thing I’ve done today is get 12/12 on an ‘Is This A Rat Or A Mouse?’ quiz”

Roger: “Being against murder is so political, like, keep that to yourself.”

Jack: “To the group of people very loudly singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme, y’all need singing lessons bc that was dreadful.”

Eric: “It’s not a pyramid scheme, it’s just a business model shaped like an upside down funnel.”

Sam: “I feel so betrayed that Mr Kipling never existed, who else have they been lying to us about?”

Maurice: “Smoke less weed and go eat some beans. Preferably on Weetabix.”

Piggy: “Fine, no Bitcoin for you, then. I’ll start a new life on my own.”

this is exactly why Percy is an ICON

the reason why i love percy’s pov so much is because he just says many things and stops and thinks about exactly none of it. this man spills his heart out one second and goes “um, anyways—” the next

Omg i love it thank you! <33

Actually, scratch the previous one, i ment Ralph in 'its cold here's and C4 😅

Wow he actually went into the snow and didn’t complain :)!

I swear to God Jack, NO ONE CARES IF YOU CAN SING

Omg I love this hdjdhffhhf ✋💀

Slender: adopt some children, they said.

*from the other room*

Toby: IT’S SPREADING

Kate: PUT IT OUT! PUT IT OUT!

Masky: Now let’s stay calm and not panic—

Ben: IT’S TOO BIG TO SMOTHER! GET THE ANTI FLAME THROWER!!

Jeff: IT’S CALLED A FIRE EXTINGUISHER!

Nina: *assorted yelling*

EJ: *demonic screeching*

Slender, without breaking 'eye' contact with Splendor: it’ll be fun they said

Understandable, have a great day..

(but fr, I'm NOT funny 💀💀 ask anyone)

(but samneric are pretty cool:))

haha yes another uquiz um this one is lord of the flies themed bc i love that godforsaken book

Re blogging this, cuz this photo makes me laugh 😂😂