Selina Totally Carries A Hairdryer In Her Purse And No One Can Convince Me Otherwise. Bet You The Hedge

Selina totally carries a hairdryer in her purse and no one can convince me otherwise. Bet you the hedge trimmers are taking up all the space in Pam's purse.

edward: Alright, give me your hairdryer.

pamela: What? What are you talking about?

edward: Don't you carry one in your purse?

pamela: Have you ever met a woman before?

-later-

edward: Hey do you carry a hairdryer in your purse?

selina, pulling her hairdryer out of her purse: Of course, I'm not an animal.

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2 years ago

I still like how in this movie ghost rider beats the shit out of some jerk and then takes his jacket as compensation.

Ghost Rider (2007) Dir. Mark Steven Johnson
Ghost Rider (2007) Dir. Mark Steven Johnson
Ghost Rider (2007) Dir. Mark Steven Johnson
Ghost Rider (2007) Dir. Mark Steven Johnson

Ghost Rider (2007) dir. Mark Steven Johnson


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3 years ago

Batman: Harley, please. I can’t let you drive a motorcycle with two other people at once.

Harley: Really? *turns around to Ivy and the Riddler*

Harley: Why didn’t you TELL ME John FELL OFF?

3 years ago

What comes to mind when I think Quiddler

Harley: Hello pudin.

Eddie: Don't call me that.

Harley: Ooooook then, hello jello.

Eddie: Don't call me that either.

Harley: Mr. E?

Eddie: Ok fine I guess I can live with that

Harley: well ok then, I guess that makes me Mrs E

Eddie: Don't push it Harley


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3 years ago

The Rogue Files: I Know I'm Bonkers

Poison Ivy hated that aregant jerk Edward Nygma. She especially hated how he denied his insanity, why she thought. Ivy intended to find out why, what could she say she was curious. She walked over Nygma who was reading War In Peace (which he considerd a quick read). Pam sat next him at wooden table that sat behind the couch, Edward looked up from his book "What do you want". Pam was already sick to her stomach, "Do you know your crazy". Edward slowly started to frown and his eye twitched "I'm not crazy" Ivy looked him In the eyes and said "yes you are" and Ed looked back "No I'm not". Ivy was officially passed off "YES YOU ARE" and Eddie's angry face turned into a prideful smirk "Are you annoyed". Ivy awnserd the question with a "yes" and Ed chuckled"Good that was the point " Ivy was no longer annoyed but confused "what do you mean" and The Riddler seemed to look more smug then he had before and this worried Ivy, Ed continued "What I mean is I'm acting I know I'm crazy, I do it to annoy people". Ivy was annoyed again and began to grit her teeth as she spoke "Sounds like somthing you would do". Ed tryed to hold back laughter as he spoke "So it worked, I'm just double checking". Ivy looked at him for a moment before simply saying "shut up". Ed leaned over and whisperd in her ear "so that's a yes"


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3 years ago

I'm feeling it not gonna lie.

i know that riddler doesnt usually wear goggles (im pretty sure its mostly an arkham knight thing) but i still refer to him and catwoman as goggle buddies bc i always picture riddler with goggles on his hat 

3 years ago

Ok I'm gonna dedicate more time to writing. I mean I'm getting better, mind you very slowly but I'm getting the hang of it.

2 years ago

Earlier I Talked about how Toyman and Harley Quinn would make a good couple. I was thinking she could also be paired with Toymaker, he's basically Batman's version of Toyman, he was a one shot in The Batman cartoon. For some reason I see Harley being into the whole weaponized toy thing. Both characters are child like and are incredibly wacky so l feal she'd like them. I'm finding that I think up crazy things when I sit around and these are fine examples ToyQuinn and HarleyMaker. Yeah ok I'm done I'll stop now good day folks and I hope my nonsense doesn't ruin it.


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2 years ago

https://at.tumblr.com/mutant34-presents-rogue-files/z9mxevlqzn8n

Ok my Initial vision for my series Rogue Files really pan out but I'm gonna try again. This channel will be where you can find my new and Improved series Enjoy and remember don't let my nonsense ruin your day .

(I feel like thats my catch phrase now I mean I've said it enough times so I'm sticking with it)

2 years ago

Has anyone noticed Riddlers kind of scary when he's angry. I mean he always beats the snot out of someone with a blunt object, most often his cane. I also like how they use that same red and white angry background everytime.

List of Angry Moments

Beat the snot out of Bone Blaster using his cane

Beat the snot out of Penguin with his own umbrela

Beat the snot out of Green Arrow using a baseball bat

I'm sure I missed a few examples and if I did let me know.


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