Mushrooms-and-coffee - E

here’s the closeted furries “hey man… can u bum me a cig” and “the one uncle nobody invites to the family reunion but SOMEONE keeps telling him where it is anyways”

if you want an idea of what john is like, imagine hau from pokemon sumo

ALSO the ppl who kept asking me for trans thomas art, HERE he’s trans in this au (; 

ft John:

The zoo in my hometown posted this picture of one of their cheetah cubs and I'm obsessed

HIS NAME IS YAM ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDINF ME

you ever notice how covid cases have spiked since the cock destroyers split up? can’t be a coincidence 

im like if roadkill was a girl

writing tip:

if you push buttons on a keyboard, letters will appear on the screen. and with that power you can do anything

whoever isn’t renewing sonic boom right this very second is a coward and a fool

we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!