Mushrooms-and-coffee - E

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

how she likes to use her face to come in

Happy pride month to the tiny cowboy and tiny Trojan man from Night at the Museum

*BOOP* ME IF YOU DARE; COLLECTION

you dont have to be a picklepuss to enjoy sinking your teeth into the green, juicy, crisp fruit of the improved cucumber 

I love you dead punctuation marks.

if i was a court jester i’d flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we’d share banter then i’d sit in his lap. then he would say i’m the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue

to whom does your heart belong? quiz

gonna post my entire stickman reaction pic collection