Can't Wait For Their Collab

Early morning are so beautiful it's so mean that they put them in the early morning

do u have a vibrator in ur pants or is ur penis just so scared

It’s pumpkin season guise.

I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.

lord the peasants are so loud today

Tony Hawk was part of the British royal family. He and princess Diana were besties, he did skateboard tricks and made her laugh, but none of the other royals liked him, so when she died, he was excommunicated. He lost his country and his best friend and his home all at once.

i hope the anonymous person who sent the "i used to live in your house. i'm drunk in boston and it's the only address i know. happy holidays" postcard is aware that they wrote my favourite poem