Murderhumans - Evil

Theses are fluffing adorable

When I'm a small prey mammal and I've evolved to survive the barren rocky landscape by optimizing into a tan egg

I like this one

Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:

Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)

Hissing into the void (Miles)

Bench pressing a building (Peter B)

Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)

Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)

Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)

Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)

It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.

source by NakariiaLe

Uhhhh idk I was sad at 1am so I can't rlly uh no thought process

Okay so I've never been sent a dick pic before (ace + don't give out my phone number) BUT I would like to modify that now because I had trouble picturing the alien dick @tejoxys designed for a character in text-only form, so I asked for a drawing of that dick and he did indeed send me it.

So now I've received a (requested, alien) dick pic.

Human looks dejected

mcapriglioneart

buzz buzz

This is joy

File under reviews that shock the Hell out of me.

Friend ship

friendship <3