Murderhumans - Evil

Long board design I made for a friend

I’ve seen people talking about tentacles that pump aphrodisiacs into you while you suck on them. Which is good and great and wonderful, no notes.

But how about tentacles that secrete some kind of hormone that makes you lactate? As you swallow around the thick tentacle in your mouth, you feel your tits begin to swell and slowly start to leak. A few slender tentacles curl around your nipples and spread the wetness, seeming to lap it up. And with each pump of the tentacles in your holes, your tits just grow more and more sensitive.

Just a thought.

Happy little dude swimming

I like this one

Headcanon that all spider people get what’s called the “Spider-Zoomies” (which is a sudden burst of energy but it’s expressed through Spider-like behavior) except for Miguel because he didn’t get bitten, so every time he makes the mistake of going to HQ in the middle of the night, he gets jump scared by at least one Spider-Man:

Scuttling across the ceiling (Pavitr)

Hissing into the void (Miles)

Bench pressing a building (Peter B)

Jumping fifty feet into the air without warning (Margo)

Building some intricate contraption in complete darkness (Hobie, emphasis on trap)

Running extremely fast without making a sound so you don’t know they’re there until it’s too late (wtf Mayday)

Or crouching into a corner, completely still like a predator watching its prey, and the moment he gets close to them, they whisper “Hey” making him scream so loud that he throws his empanadas in their face (Gwen)

It’s essentially like you’re walking through a building full of eldritch horrors, and you don’t know where any of them are, but they all know exactly where you are, and they win bonus points if they scare the shit out of you. Miguel hates it here.

Yes we do

Subby boys are basically just cute little toys with tons of fun buttons to press and stim with and they make cute noises while you do.

Sighhhh, sans undertale…

Uhhhh idk I was sad at 1am so I can't rlly uh no thought process

A scene from my Hazbin Hotel fanfic series.

a fanfictoin quote

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