Columbine and Pierrot, Richard Geiger (1870-1945)
The “getting it done in an unconventional way” method.
The “it’s not cheating to do it the easy way” method.
The “fuck what you’re supposed to do” method.
The “get stuff done while you wait” method.
The “you don’t have to do everything at once” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be permanent to be helpful” method.
The “break the task into smaller steps” method.
The “treat yourself like a pet” method.
The “it doesn’t have to be all or nothing” method.
The “put on a persona” method.
The “act like you’re filming a tutorial” method.
The “you don’t have to do it perfectly” method.
The “wait for a trigger” method.
The “do it for your future self” method.
The “might as well” method.
The “when self discipline doesn’t cut it” method.
The “taking care of yourself to take care of your pet” method.
The “make it easy” method.
The “junebugging” method.
The “just show up” method.
The “accept when you need help” method.
The “make it into a game” method.
The “everything worth doing is worth doing poorly” method.
The “trick yourself” method.
The “break it into even smaller steps” method.
The “let go of should” method.
The “your body is an animal you have to take care of” method.
The “fork theory” method.
The “effectivity over aesthetics” method.
Sculptures made from old watch parts by A Mechanical Mind
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Pupils dilated from LSD
Monica is traveling home for the holidays, and this year she’s ready for all the chaos this trip entails. Unfortunately, nothing could’ve prepared Monica for just how wild this journey really is, and soon enough she’s locked in a dangerous race to the airport with little time to spare.
When Monica arrives she finds utter pandemonium, along with a sentient plane who’s just trying her best to keep things in order. But when Monica and the living jet plane finally have a chance to talk, it’s revealed that this beautiful vehicle is not really a vehicle at all—she’s the physical manifestation of chaotic holiday travel.
Monica is disturbed at first, but eventually she begins to understand what this sentient concept is all about. It turns out holiday travel really does eat ass, but not in the way you might expect.
This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on sentient physical manifestation of travel action and living holiday trip love.
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